04/01/2026
Relocation Alert for April 1st, 2026:
When COVID ended in 2022, Whipple Heights Alliance Church was averaging 60 people in attendance on a Sunday. This past Sunday, we recorded 126!!! In 4 short years, we have doubled in attendance! That means that by 2050, assuming we will continue to double every 4 years, we will be running 8,064 on a Sunday! Wow!
Coincidentally, the Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse recently placed an Open House sign in front of their building (https://fox8.com/news/gigantic-open-house-yard-sign-outside-rocket-arena-whats-it-all-about/).
To prepare for this blessing of phenomenal growth, we will be moving our Sunday morning church services to the Rocket Mortgage Field House in Cleveland effectively immediately. Sundays after a Saturday night game will allow for leftover popcorn and hotdogs for Kids Church snack, and extra bobble heads and t-shirts to take home after giveaway nights.
Until we reach the 8,000 number, the Elders ask that you refrain from sitting in the Upper Concourse, or Middle Concourse, or Lower Concourse, or even Courtside. Instead, please find a seat on Center Court so you can hear the sermon. And please be aware that we will be utilizing the giant flame throwers on the scoreboard to open each service, harkening back to the perpetual fire of the Tabernacle (Leviticus 9:24) and brazen altar (Leviticus 6:13).
Oh, and bring a friend! (unless they are a Knicks or Celtics fan in which case they won't receive the Donovan Mitchell commemorative Bible).
Enjoy your week and have a great April 1st!
https://fox8.com/news/gigantic-open-house-yard-sign-outside-rocket-arena-whats-it-all-about/
It’s the biggest listing the real estate website Redfin has ever seen.