Lonnie Childs Presents: STOP Masturbation NOW

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"Beating your meat" is slang for m*sturbation aka self-rape aka asexual assault. We here at SMN Ministries hereby RECLAI...
08/16/2026

"Beating your meat" is slang for m*sturbation aka self-rape aka asexual assault. We here at SMN Ministries hereby RECLAIM THE OFFENSIVE TERM. Henceforth "Beating your meat" will exclusively refer to TENDERIZING BUTCHER-BOUGHT meatsteaks only! Can you grasp this very simple concept, you idiot m*sturbators?

PEW, PEW! Masturbators be droppin' like the stonk market in '29
06/28/2026

PEW, PEW! Masturbators be droppin' like the stonk market in '29

FAKE NEWS! It was ANTIFA and FBI PLANTS, obviously!
06/28/2026

FAKE NEWS! It was ANTIFA and FBI PLANTS, obviously!

I think about ma********on 24/7. You know who doesn't? GODLESS ATHEISTS, that's who!
06/28/2026

I think about ma********on 24/7. You know who doesn't? GODLESS ATHEISTS, that's who!

Imagine a world without self-rape
06/28/2026

Imagine a world without self-rape

"whaking off" is whack! Non-masturbator and self-chaste hero Fred Durst drops hard TRUTH
06/20/2026

"whaking off" is whack! Non-masturbator and self-chaste hero
Fred Durst drops hard TRUTH

I laugh at masturbators! If you think getting w*nked off by this six-handed harlot is "cool" then you are beyond saving....
06/20/2026

I laugh at masturbators! If you think getting w*nked off by this six-handed harlot is "cool" then you are beyond saving. You have no place in the cu*t.

06/20/2026

Imagine waking up at 4:36 AM and immediately reaching for your sin zones? That's what masturbators do!

Self-rape is a mental illness! Get right with LONNIE you sick depraved fools!
06/20/2026

Self-rape is a mental illness! Get right with LONNIE you sick depraved fools!

Masturbators are weak-ass betas. PROVE ME WRONG
06/20/2026

Masturbators are weak-ass betas. PROVE ME WRONG

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