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If Satan exists, then God exists. If ma********on exists, then Satan exists. Ma********on exists, so Satan exists.Satan ...
12/31/2025

If Satan exists, then God exists.
If ma********on exists, then Satan exists.
Ma********on exists, so Satan exists.
Satan exists, so God exists.

Checkmate, atheists!

This Father of the Year candidate obviously graduated from BLUFF University at the top of his class! Praise!
11/30/2025

This Father of the Year candidate obviously graduated from BLUFF University at the top of his class! Praise!

BREAKING MA********ON NEWS : Team USA beats KKKanada in the WORLD SERIES once again! Praise!The WORLD SERIES trophy stay...
11/02/2025

BREAKING MA********ON NEWS : Team USA beats KKKanada in the WORLD SERIES once again! Praise!

The WORLD SERIES trophy stays right here in AMERICA for another year!

The ma********ng syrup-addicts from snow Mexico did not stand a chance against the boys in RED WHITE and BLUE. After all, baseball is an AMERICAN sport! Stick to hockey, ya hosers!

Did you really think that we would lose to a country whose President Justin Tradeau is married to “girl kissing” pop star Katie Parry? There’s no doubt that ma********on is a focal point of that unholy coupling.

President TRUMP has assured me that he has NEVER MASTURBATED in his entire life. Considering the fact that TRUMP never lies and is RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING (he wears a red hat that says so), I believe Him!

Canada is known for three things: Their ma********on-based economy, their evil universal healthKKKare (which kills everyone) and their hatred for God.

I would rather be dead in America than alive in Canada!

Praise!

No!
11/05/2024

No!

What a country! As God-appointed Americans, we live in a Christian land, founded on Christian morals by non-ma********ng Christian heroes. One of the great tenets of this fantastic nation in whic…

It’s a faithfact that ma********on is a s*xual activity between you and a same s*x partner (you) and is therefore a homo...
10/25/2024

It’s a faithfact that ma********on is a s*xual activity between you and a same s*x partner (you) and is therefore a homos*xual act.

Any questions?

You'll never forget the last time that you masturbated!
10/14/2024

You'll never forget the last time that you masturbated!

Masturbators! Will you turn to Lonnie and Jesus to guide you to make the decision NOT to be a homos*xual anymore? Reach ...
10/01/2024

Masturbators! Will you turn to Lonnie and Jesus to guide you to make the decision NOT to be a homos*xual anymore? Reach out to STOP Masurbation NOW to learn more! Praise!

It's that simple, people.
09/28/2024

It's that simple, people.

Just say NO to as*xual assault!
09/22/2024

Just say NO to as*xual assault!

Thank you, PRESIDENT TRUMP for your endorsement of the STOP Masturbatrion NOW self-celibacy movement! Sleepy Joe and KKK...
09/19/2024

Thank you, PRESIDENT TRUMP for your endorsement of the STOP Masturbatrion NOW self-celibacy movement! Sleepy Joe and KKKOBAMALA Harrass want to "Make America 'Bate Again". VOTE to END as*xual assault FOREVER!

The Bible is the only book you need.
09/17/2024

The Bible is the only book you need.

Purity culture is alive and well at the STOP Ma********on NOW compound!
09/11/2024

Purity culture is alive and well at the STOP Ma********on NOW compound!

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