06/13/2026
Most are zooming in today due to health issues, but there will be a faithful core here worshipping; rest, get stronger and hope the weather is good enough for you to go outside for some fresh air. Have a happy sabbath. Besides Sabbath today is:
World okra day
International albinism day
National sewing machine day
Doll day
International axe throwing day
International knit in public day
National random acts of light day
National kitchen klutzes of America day
National w**d your garden day
National Nurse assistants (STNA) day
and to smile: more gardening jokes:
What insect is musical?
A: A humbug.
Q: What do you call it when worms take over the world?
A: Global Worming.
Q: Everyone knows how the Green Giant dresses when he works in the field. But when he goes to a corporate board meeting, what does he usually wear?
A: A three peas suit.
Short Gardening Jokes
• A w**d is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
• Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
• A man walks into the doctors with a parsnip in one ear, a carrot in the other and his nostrils blocked with broadbeans.
"What's wrong with me, Doctor?"
"You need to eat more sensibly!"
Have a great and glorious day! Happy Sabbath to those of my friends who keep a rest day. Take a walk, enjoy the flowers, and relax.