Welcome the official page of the Church of Cawd of Latter Day Lorneographers! Praise to our Lorne and Savior Lorne Armstrong. Lorne was crucified in Bowling Green Kentucky for our sins. He spent seven years in jail for our Salvation. Kayla might have been fake, but his love for her was all too real. Our scripture is The Holy Lornography. Accept Cawd in your heart.Together, we are determin
ed to share the word of Cawd with the world. The Church of Cawd of Latter Day Lorneographers (LDL), is not affiliated with the Texas based Church of Cawd, led by Based Shaman. Our church, the LDL, has many similarities to the Church affiliated with Based Shaman: We both share the Sacred Scriptures of the Holy Lorneography, we both accept Nathaniel Trevor as a Holy Prophet of Cawd, we both accept Lorne Lynn Armstrong as the only way to laughter. We look only to Lorne Lynn Armstrong for salvation. We don't accept Rabbi David A Kaye, Rolando Restacruz, Maurice Wolin, or any other TCAP predators as the TRUE Messiah of perversions and stupidity. As does the Church of Cawd based out of Texas, we only look to Lorne Lynn Armstrong as our savior. But sets us apart from Based Shaman's church, is in addition to the Holy Lorneography, we also accept the writings of Durango Mango, Youtube comments, and other web based comments as Holy Scripture. We believe that these writings are inspired by Lorne Lynn Armstrong and should be included in the cannon. Furthermore, unlike the Church of Cawd, Texas, we ask our new members to READ the Holy Lorneographry, laugh about it. And if you feel the pain in your sides due to laughter, we believe that this is a TRUE sign of being a Lornegrapher. We, too, at the Church of Cawd of Latter Day Lorneographers ask you to take the challenge!
