02/22/2026
Hi community,
In a shocking turn of meteorological events, the impending snowstorm has informed us that it will be arriving with the confidence of hungry community on Taco day at the community dinner. Forecasts suggest it will begin snowing sideways, diagonally, and possibly upward. At this point, even the weather apps are shrugging.
After careful consideration—and attempts to see if the lawn mower could double as an ark—we’ve decided to cancel Sunday’s service. Please remain indoors, where the only drifting you’ll experience is in your recliner - to sleep.
Make cocoa. Build a snow fort. Practice your “I’m fine, really” smile for when someone inevitably asks how your driveway shoveling is going. We’ll gather again next week, assuming the snowplows don’t tap out and the icicles release their grip on society 😂😂😂
Stay warm, stay safe! And just in case you missed it - No Community Dinner gathering today.
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