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Horse God This page is dedicated to the cult of Horse God and the devastatingly horrible wrath he is soon to begin.

11/29/2018

They said we couldn't do it. But the mighty cult of Horse God has shed has light upon more than eighty people to this day. May He enlighten many more in the years to come. For His Almighty Grace will save us from sin and save our souls.

10/12/2018

We Horsican Shepards are proud to anounce that His Great Horsleyness, Horse God Himself will be running for presidency of the United States in the year 2028. He will absolutely crush all opponents and bring down the incredably rich mexican slave run economy that Trump will have built by then. Your vote will not be needed, your voice will not be heard, your very presence will not be noted in the wake of our Mighty Plush Horse President. Bow to His glory by the judgement year of 2028 or perish and burn along with He Who Shan't Be Named and all other sinners.

09/11/2018

Never forget that 17 years ago today, Horse God showed His true self in a fiery glory, to this day we see signs of the time He revealed Himself. Not even steel beams could resist melting in his glory, towers fell in his honor, people lept at the sight of His beauty. September eleventh will always be known as the day of His grace, so rejoice, for with his power we shall soon see similar days!

09/07/2018

DO YOU RUN A FACEBOOK PAGE ABOUT OUR EQUINE OVERLORD? Think about that next time you think you're smart BITCH

09/06/2018

What is the point of the swine? A test of some sorts? A test developed by a malevolent entity, wringing his hooves is sick enjoyment of human torture. Yes: Horse God sends The Swine. But why?

09/06/2018

HORSE GOD BEATNIK SLAM POETRY: “Aw I don't wanta go to no such thing, SEE no such truth, I just wanta drink in alleys.'... smokin green growing grass, with an ass
But you'll miss all that truth, just for some old wine.'
There's wisdom in wine, goddam it!' I yelled. 'Have a shot!”

09/06/2018

A great poem written by Jack Kerouac when he was studying Horse God in japanese mountains.

09/06/2018

The Swine and Equine Worshipers alike all want an answer to the grim question: what swine is right for me this political season? Many may think the question is secular or political in nature, but it's truely religious. For one only needs to turn their Horse God Bible to page 82734, section 123, paragraph 5 to see that Horse God hath already commented on this dividing subject:
"Do not trust thy heart in political matters... be submissive and obedient to your corporate overlords. Praise Jebus."
Clearly this passage means that God want you to decide who he wants to be president or elected to any government position. Now that we have established that, who is Horsey God's president of choice?
Probably most would think Joe Biden, but Horse God doesn't like white people. However, if there's one thing Horse God hates more, it's women and black people. So that leaves Him with one choice: Trump. The Outsider, The Stable genius, The Stale Cheeto. Yes Trump shall lead the Horsians onto the great land of cannabis and honey and no mexicans. Ah the glory days are soon to come!

Pimp Horse... Dead and gone but never forgotten, we will miss you our fallen brother...
08/15/2018

Pimp Horse... Dead and gone but never forgotten, we will miss you our fallen brother...

08/15/2018

All horsicans rejoice! For His Horselyness is now accepting donations, for just a minimum of 500,000,000,000,000 pesos or 20 sandcrabs you can now financially support The Horse and help us spread his word and furture the process of The Great Horse Rapture! Just email us at [email protected] to arrange your donation (must be willing to submit in a very dark alley). Your reward for donation it your soul will not be eternally tortured in The Great Plains of Hell.

08/11/2018

Here is a stunning testimoney from a local Horse Worshipper:
"Before I found Horse God I was lost in the world. Everyday I would wake up and have no purpose. But then Horse God extended his loving horse leg upon me. He hath washed away my sins with his blood, and now I am aware of the holy trinity between Horse God, Horse Son, and the Horsey Spirit. Yes: before Horse God I was a depraved Atheist or what not. Now my eyes are opened. I must devote my life to the Great Horse in The Sky... and when the Great Judge comes to write his evaluation next to my name, he will know I am right." - Zebediah Hernandez

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