The Christian Caveman

The Christian Caveman Non denominational caveman. Moderately dispensationalist. Salvation by faith alone. American patriot.

06/11/2026
06/10/2026

If anyone in the Christian zoo thinks Anthony Karmelo’s sentencing was unjust becusse hes black completely disregarding his actions, you’re just as bad as the pages on here that support N**i Germany and anti Semitism.

06/10/2026

I just saw a video of protestors about Anthony Karmelos sentencing. She said “that poor man was crying at his sentence!” Yeah crying cause he has to face the consequences of his actions. 🤷🏻

Another meme for the enjoyment of people who still think I’m MSM. (Click to expand)
06/09/2026

Another meme for the enjoyment of people who still think I’m MSM. (Click to expand)

06/09/2026

Tissues were never mentioned in the Bible so blow your nose into cloths or paper, don’t be unbi (people with colds and flus just hit the block button)

06/08/2026
06/08/2026

Biblical marriage: Wives submit to your husbands husbands love and cherish your wives.

Modern day secular views on marriage: Wives control your husbands, turn every conversation into an hour long argument  and make him your slave. Husbands, sit on the couch and play video games and litter the house while your wife is in the kitchen holding your kid and cooking despite having a 102 fever.

Don’t be a modern couple be a traditional couple

06/08/2026

People who don’t believe in salvation by faith alone be like “ you sinned, now you’re gonna have to get baptized again, and do 30 more hours of  volunteer work at the church to  reinstate your salvation.”

06/08/2026

Update they don’t take my insurance and the out of pocket cost was too expensive.  now I’m off to further litter my teeth with breakfast.

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