We extend a special welcome to those who are single, married, divorced, widowed, LGBTQIA+, straight, filthy rich, dirt poor, or anywhere in between. We extend a special welcome to those who have crying newborns, adult children, or no kids at all. You’re welcome here if you’re “just browsing”, just woke up, or just got out of jail. We don’t care if you’re more Christian than the Pope, or haven’t been in church since little Joey’s baptism. We extend a special welcome to those who are over 60, but not grown up yet, and to teenagers who are growing up too fast. We welcome soccer moms, NASCAR dads, starving artists, tree-huggers, latte-sippers, vegetarians, and junk-food eaters. We welcome those who are in recovery or still addicted. We welcome you if you’re having problems, down in the dumps, or don’t like “organized religion”; we’ve been there too. We welcome those who are inked, pierced, or both. We offer a special welcome to those who could use a prayer right now, had religion shoved down your throat as a kid, or got lost in traffic and wound up here by mistake. We welcome tourists, seekers, doubters, bleeding hearts, and YOU!
