04/01/2026
**🎉🔔 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! 🔔🎉**
Big news, church family — just in time for our Easter service, the Bell Choir is thrilled to welcome our newest *very* enthusiastic ringer: **John *Wes-BOT*ley**, the world’s first United Methodist music machine! 🤖✨
After mastering 18th-century hymns in under 0.2 seconds, Wes-BOTley insisted on joining the team to “methodically bring joy” (his words, not ours). With **five arms**, perfect pitch, and a passion for quadrilateral thinking, he’s already the most *efficient* ringer we’ve ever met.
Our human ringers promise he’s only here to *assist*, not replace — though he has been overheard quoting Mr. Wesley:
“**Do all the good you can… with all the bells you can… in all the octaves you can…**” 😄
Come see Wes-BOTley and the rest of the (fully human, mostly coordinated) Bell Choir on a Sunday morning soon!
*Spoiler: Only one of us requires a software update.*
**Happy April Fools’ Day!** 🎶💛🤖