Holy Church of Cupcakes and Booze

Holy Church of Cupcakes and Booze Where good people come to worship and get black-out drunk. Welcome to the Holy Church of Cupcakes And Booze.

Services include:

Cupcakes (by order only)

Performing wedding ceremonies (legally ordained minister)

Moral support of outlandish, self-destructive behavior including but not limited to binge drinking, waking up in strange places, liver failure, and dancing naked in the moonlight (seriously, I’m rooting for you)

*faint*
09/01/2015

*faint*

Hershey’s S’mores Cupcake - yummy chocolate cupcakes with a graham cracker crust, filled with fluffy marshmallow filling and topped with chocolate ganache.

This is very important.
11/12/2014

This is very important.

Cupcakes are not new. Cupcakes have been around the block. Cupcakes have been declared the "it" treat for years, both "recession proof" and simultaneously "over." Yet cupcakes persist, now more than ever. And cupcakes are no longer just a delicious bite of sugar and frosting, cupcakes are a symbol.…

You should be aware.
08/19/2014

You should be aware.

How many times have you found yourself uttering a phrase resembling, "I just want to get drunk without actually drinking"?

Brought to you by the Cupcake Factory in Vancouver. How beautiful is this?I'm more of a Bombay Sapphire girl, myself, b...
07/31/2014

Brought to you by the Cupcake Factory in Vancouver. How beautiful is this?

I'm more of a Bombay Sapphire girl, myself, but WHO CARES!

(Thanks, McCombs!)

Probably way overdue for making my tequila lime cupcakes...REMEDYING SOON.
07/08/2014

Probably way overdue for making my tequila lime cupcakes...

REMEDYING SOON.

These will make you a little gayer than you already were.HURRAY!
07/08/2014

These will make you a little gayer than you already were.

HURRAY!

In honor of Maya Angelou, RIP...
05/28/2014

In honor of Maya Angelou, RIP...

Watch Martha Stewart’s Maya Angelou Bakes, 1 Video. Get more step-by-step instructions and how to’s from Martha Stewart.

It's my birthday! I WILL BE CELEBRATING ACCORDINGLY!
05/27/2014

It's my birthday! I WILL BE CELEBRATING ACCORDINGLY!

I am trying to decide which kind of cupcake will go good with this martini I had this evening...
05/23/2014

I am trying to decide which kind of cupcake will go good with this martini I had this evening...

05/22/2014
Happy Thursday!
05/22/2014

Happy Thursday!

I believe I will be making Chicken N Waffle Cupcakes....FOR 'MERICKA.
05/21/2014

I believe I will be making Chicken N Waffle Cupcakes....

FOR 'MERICKA.

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PO Box 666
Seattle, WA
98144

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