09/01/2026
We jumped on the bandwagon. We know. It’s overplayed.
But we couldn’t help ourselves. 😂
If you’ve been around Parallel Church for the six weeks leading up to our Chili Cook-Off, you know exactly what this means.
Our Chili Cook-Off Historian has some WILD stories about his Chili Cook-Off victories. Videos. Pictures. Elaborate retellings. The occasional completely unnecessary fabrications.
And, of course, all of it somehow makes its way into announcements.
So… we decided to take matters into our own hands.
We hope you enjoy our very serious and highly accurate documentary about Jordan’s Chili Cook-Off legacy. 🤣
And before anyone worries… Jordan was BEYOND excited about this. He thought it was the greatest form of flattery and absolutely loved the video.
And to his wonderful wife, Aleen, who gets pulled into Jordan’s shenanigans simply by being married to him… we love you. 😂❤️
Long live the Chili Cook-Off. The era of Jordan has come to an end. Till Next Year!