My Dog is a born again Christian

My Dog is a born again Christian My dog saw the light, and the light was BRIGHT. Jesus is my dog's savior, and I for one am happy about it

05/23/2025

Gordon Lightfoot was really cooking back in the day

09/14/2021

In a beginning sounds better than in THE beginning.

01/13/2021

Jesus would be ashamed of what Capitalism is and does.

12/07/2020

Takis are overrated

10/30/2020

I ate my lunch.
Puked it up and then ate my lunch again.

10/07/2020

It's cool
Satan doesn't care if you vote or not.

09/18/2020

Stuck in a drive through.
Guess I'll just lick my ass for dinner instead.
Probably will taste better...

09/08/2020

Donald Trump once cast fourteen spells to make his hands larger.

09/08/2020

Donald Trump has a two incher.
He used it to scare children for thirty-two decades.

09/08/2020

Donald Trump fu**ed my wall and didn't repair the drywall

09/08/2020

Donald Trump had s*x with my dog without her consent

09/08/2020

Donald Trump touched my dog s*xually

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