The Punta Gorda Roundabout

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The Punta Gorda Roundabout This is where innocent souls are broken down and the energy is recycled for questionable yet unknown purposes. You will not be saved.

Do not fear this entity as you pass into eternity. Your fate has been sealed in pure evil.

10/23/2026

IS MY NEW TRAFFIC SIGNAL PUR EVIL OR WHAT?

10/19/2026

TELL ME HOW MUCH MY NEW TRAFFIC PATTERN HAS DISRUPTED YOUR LIVES
😊

12/25/2025

NOW THAT THE COMET DUST HAS SETTLED IT WILL BE MARIAH CAREY FOR ALL ETERNITY
😊

12/19/2025

THE 19TH IS UPON YOU
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A SPIN?

11/30/2025

DO NOT BOTHER WITH HOLIDAY GIFT SHOPPING AS 3I/ATLAS NEARS THE VORTEX 🌞

11/27/2025

PAVE ME SOON FOR THE VORTEX IS RESTLESS
WE DO NOT WANT THAT DO WE? 😮

11/26/2025

DO YOU SEE THE DEBRIS IN THE SURROUNDING ROADWAY? THE VORTEX ONLY WANTS YOUR SOUL 🙂

11/22/2025

As the traffic grows and slows around me I feel the tug of your souls but your efforts are futile
🙂

11/17/2025

HAVE YOU NOTICED THE BUILDUP OF TRAFFIC HERE? All the better to steal your soul 😈

10/31/2025

DID YOU SEE THE SPILLED PAINT?
IT WAS NO ACCIDENT
☺️

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Cross Street
Punta Gorda, FL

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