Cult of the Potato

04/02/2018

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01/04/2015

Fellow Taters, always remember that potatoes are an acceptable form of contraceptive. When in doubt, always pray to the all-knowing Potato. Potato will always give you a path.

http://www.mtv.com/news/1952169/potato-birth-control/

- Master Potato

"My mum told me that if I didn't want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there," she said.

04/20/2014

For those potatings who play league like all potatings should:
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- Potasus

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04/03/2014

In*******se is promoted within the Cult. Especially with potatoes. Potato in*******se is most recommended.

- Master Potato

07/28/2013

http://cosplayingpotatoes.tumblr.com/post/55843016141/scenes-from-attack-on-titan-reenacted-by-potatoes

Everything you've ever wanted but didn't know you needed.

Scenes from Attack on Titan, reenacted by potatoes

06/18/2013

"Ask not what Potato can do for you, ask what you can do for the Great Potato." - Potato F. Kennedy

- Master Potato

06/13/2013

We all love the gifts of the Holy Potato.

- Master Potato

06/13/2013

- Master Potato

05/14/2013

How To Get The D:

- Master Potato

02/25/2013

If you're ever feeling a little lonely, we know a few special people who could help "cheer you up". ;)

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k81/modern_day_warrior/potato.jpg

- Master Potato

02/25/2013

This site knows what's up.

http://www.potatogoodness.com/

- Master Potato

Potatoes are not just good, they're good for you! Learn about potato nutrition, other fun facts, get recipes, and unearth all the goodness of potatoes!

02/10/2013

http://o-oo-ooo-oooo-ooooo-oooooo.tumblr.com/image/42555169160

The movie of the century.

-Potatron