06/01/2024
Who Wants A Pet Buzzard?
Written By
Dr. James Spinnati
Our world is pet crazy. In fact dogs and cats head the list, but the “list” doesn’t stop there. There are gerbils, hamsters, snakes, monkeys, turtles, fish, and even skunks! And probably one of you reading this column will yell, “Hey, he left mine out!” You know there are hundreds of pets from A to Z but I have never ever had any person tell me that they had a pet buzzard. If the pet shop had them for sale nobody would buy one. In fact I have never even seen a stuffed one in the toy isle at your local Wal-Mart. And as I think about it, who would want a live one in their house? I mean you would always have to be looking over your shoulder because the “pet” buzzard would be looking over its shoulder eyeing you seeing if you were still moving and not ripe for road kill.
What is it about buzzards that no one wants them for a pet? First, buzzards are ugly obnoxious creatures. They are dirty and creepy. They are always circling the “field” looking for something that is dying or “dead as Fred”. They can spot stink a mile away. But if anything is sweet, vibrant and alive you won’t see a buzzard around for miles.
Some of you are thinking, “Dr. J why are you bringing this up; hey what’s the point”? Well, some people in our world are like buzzards; they love dirt and pure stink. They are always “circling” having their ears inclined for the latest “garbage” that is “floating” around. They like nothing better than to find some dark scandal, dirt, or gossip on other people and then they delight in spreading the “good news” to whoever gets within five miles of them. They remind me of a Hoover Vacuum cleaner; they love to pick up dirt and then dump it on anyone who comes near them. They are afflicted with hoof and mouth disease. They are always hoofing it over to someone else’s house and mouthing off. These buzzards never sing. If you want a singer buy a canary. These human “buzzards” never have a “happy tune” in fact nothing positive comes out of their mouths. They are the critical, negative, and complaining people who permeate the universe who you will unfortunately have to deal with in your life. They always predict “rain” in the forecast. They are broadcasters of gloom and doom and are always happy to bring dark daunting clouds into your life. There are some of these people that come to the assembly of the saints. I have had the unfortunate “pleasure” of having a few of them in my ministry in my lifetime. When you see them coming, even if you are the preacher, you want to turn and run! They are negative nellies that are laden with pessimism. In fact, if you really think about it they put a popular television show to shame; they are truly the walking dead. Their sole purpose in life is to rob people of any real joy, peace, or hope in their life and afflict them with as much pain and anguish as is humanly possible.
If you have a buzzard mentality don’t even wonder why you have no friends and people don’t want to be around you. You need to change your mind-set. Jesus can do that; you know. I know of people when I think of them it makes me smile. Why, because they bring sunshine with them wherever they go. They are cheerful, positive, and excited about the future while they delight in “lighting up” the present. The first word out of their mouth is not “I”, “I”, “I”! They are natural encouragers, who listen, notice the little things, and shower praise on others. It has been my experience that people flock to them. What is the person that I have just described? This person is a real Christian that emulates the teachings of the Lord Jesus Christ. This person believes in loving their neighbor as they love themselves. This person walks by faith not by sight. This person takes to heart the Lord’s teaching of shinning their light before men in order that their Father might be glorified in heaven. This person is living a life of faith and is truly a person that can sing without compromise, “What a friend I have in Jesus.”
Is the person I just described you or are you the “buzzard in the room”? Do you bring sunshine or rain when you are in the presence of others? Would you want you for a friend? Listen, being a real friend and having friends are entirely within your grasp. Just remember; no one wants a pet buzzard and no one wants or needs a friend that “dumps dirt”.