Columbus and Phenix City Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Columbus and Phenix City Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Bringing the one true religion of Pastafarianism to our community to spread the noodly truth about His Flying Noodliness(may sauce be upon Him). Yes you can.

We are trying to build a community of like-minded people here in the valley. If you are interested in becoming a member, please keep reading. So you want to be a Pastafarian...

Great. Consider yourself a member. You’ll notice there’s no hoops to jump through. You don’t need to pay anything. How to help the church:

You can do that by spreading the word. Tell people about Pastafarianism. Point out

that we’re the world’s most peaceful mainstream religion, having started no wars in our God’s name. As far as I know there are no deaths attributed to our religion. Can I be a member if I don’t literally Believe in the FSM? For the same reason that many in other religions don’t literally believe their scripture, you can be a Pastafarian without being a True Believer of our scripture. In other words, do you know Christians who don’t take the Bible literally – but who consider themselves True Christians, nonetheless? So do I. In fact, True Belief is not often a requirement of religion. Most religions are comprised of a group of people with similar – but not exact – world views. Pastafarianism is no different in that regard. Whatever you decide, remember this:

FSM is a real, legitimate religion, as much as any other. The fact that many see this is as a satirical religion doesn’t change the fact that by any standard one can come up with, our religion is as legitimate as any other. And *that* is the point. More Details at http://www.venganza.org/about/

I wonder if he’d be walking in and have to deal with stale beer for eternity. You know what I mean?
04/22/2025

I wonder if he’d be walking in and have to deal with stale beer for eternity. You know what I mean?

I don’t know of yall saw this. I thought it was funny.
04/16/2025

I don’t know of yall saw this. I thought it was funny.

And the Southern Baptist Convention.
03/21/2025

And the Southern Baptist Convention.

03/08/2025
That and spaghetti.
02/21/2025

That and spaghetti.

It’s really clear what they’re trying to do when you look close enough.
02/14/2025

It’s really clear what they’re trying to do when you look close enough.

Religion is like a p***s. It’s a fine thing to have and be proud of, but when you whip it out in public and wave it in m...
02/13/2025

Religion is like a p***s. It’s a fine thing to have and be proud of, but when you whip it out in public and wave it in my face, we have a problem.

I know the answer, but they won’t admit it.
02/12/2025

I know the answer, but they won’t admit it.

Just be a good person. Don’t be a dick.
01/24/2025

Just be a good person. Don’t be a dick.

Some Christians are ok in my book. The majority of them can f**k right off with their bu****it, but there are a few good...
01/24/2025

Some Christians are ok in my book. The majority of them can f**k right off with their bu****it, but there are a few good apples.

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