A few things every Lost Saint should know, 10 Rules/Laws/Proclamations:
1. The First Rule of Being a Lost Saint is always talk about being a Lost Saint (Go out spread the word, and help grow the soccer community in Orlando and Florida)
2. The Second Rule of being a Lost Saint is; always talk about being a Lost Saint, we weren't kidding in the first part, go out to the bar have a good time, have
a few too many then stand up on the bar and proclaim "I'm an Orlando City fan, and i'm a Lost Saint" then continue on with your binge drinking. Then get in a fight about whether the H2O you're drinking is better than Gatorade....
3. The Third Rule is No matter what, support the club...if we are 0-33, and the last game is to be played in 120 heat + humidity, the Lost Saints will be there, and the world will hear us for those 90 minutes no matter the score!! This passion should replace everything else in life...literally, seeing a OCity goal should make you happier than the birth of your child, a promotion at your job, and winning the lottery. NOTHING MATTERS BUT THE CLUB!!! That passion should be demonstrated everywhere and at all times and should be on overdrive on game day.
4. Fourth Rule/Information We are part of a larger supporter group . We will be supportive of the IronLionFirm, The Ruckus, and every and any other Orlando City supporter no matter his/her race, age, creed, etc. All that matters in this world is that he/she bleeds purple...
5. Rule number five, If you do not bleed purple, you are the enemy. Any man, woman, child, beast of air, land, or sea who supports any club that directly (or indirectly) competes with or somehow acts in a way that is contrary to the best wishes of Orlando City should be treated as a hostile not unlike the Persians were treated by the Spartans. This is a war, and we will win it, no matter our opponent. Soon, even the most storied clubs and supporters will know Orlando City, and they WILL fear the Lost Saints.
6. The Rivalry Rule: A special hatred should be reserved for anything having to do with the soon to be club in Miami that Mr. Beckham is buying. Anyone who so much as whispers an ounce of support for that heinous city and club shall be unmercifully destroyed physically, emotionally, and spiritually. This also goes for the Tampa Bay Rowdies. Also, we hate NYCFC...because they got in (bought in) MLS before us and were less deserving.
7. The American Rules: All Lost Saints must take their passion for the club, and double it for their country. I stress that it be the US of A, but an exception will be allowed (with a hint of regret) for anyone who has a legitimate (birthright) claim to another nation. America is the greatest nation on Earth and our National Team will be the best supported on Earth. We highly recommend joining the American Outlaws supporter group, and any National Team games will take priority over anything else in life. God Bless the USA!!
8. Rule number eight as stated about screaming on bars; We are LOST Saints...not 'Saints'....act accordingly...
9. The Community Rule: It shall be the duty of each and every Lost Saint to commit brothers and sisters to the cause, whether that be with us, or any other supporter group. Every empty seat at any and all Orlando City home games shall be taken as an insult, and a personal failure to each Saint. Our home opener in 2015 MUST set a new attendance record for the Citrus Bowl, and it is our solemn duty to make sure our lads on the pitch know that the army that stands behind them is not hundreds, not thousands, but millions' strong!! will make Orlando City the biggest club in the world one day!! Yes, bigger than Manchester United, bigger than Real Madrid and Barcelona, and Bayern...if you don't believe that with every ounce of your heart, mind, and soul, then you are NOT a Lost Saint.
10. Always remember the five rules of Dodgeball: Dodge, Dip, Dive, Duck, and Dodge.
