08/19/2026
CARY'S COLUMN
Proof that Joseph Smith used Ai
Did you know that if you ask Ai to help you create a religion that is completely opposite to what the Bible teaches, it will give you lots of crazy ideas? It's funny what ChatGPT comes up with. That's what I think Joseph Smith did. After all, was he really clever enough to create such a bizarre concept as having God be just a man from a distant planet who earned godhood? Or to make it so that we, too, could earn godhood like him? That concept is REALLY out there! I think he asked Ai to help him do this. From there he could formulate its doctrines and organization -- maybe with the help of Ai again. And ta-da! Joseph's new bizarre religion would be formed.
Here is what it looks like Ai must have told him:
"First and foremost, make sure the public thinks that God Himself met with you and told you that all the Bible teachers throughout history got it all wrong -- That at some point in history true Christianity fell apart at the seams and got us off track. Make it look like Christianity got so corrupt that every part of it must be re-introduced; perhaps call it a "restored gospel." Be careful how you word your experience of how God contacted you --
You don't want it to look like an experience that sounds like classic demon possession."
"Second, make God out to be something completely different from the God of the Bible.
Not self-existent, not eternal. Perhaps he could have started out as a man from a far-away planet who worked real hard to earn his godhood. You can have fun with this concept and make him out to be the son of another god-man from somewhere else -- perhaps from a long lineage of gods in the far reaches of outer space. Be careful how you teach this concept though, because people may catch on that if God had a god over him, then he would not be God at all, but rather just a demi-god. We don't want to make you look like your intelligence is artificial."
"Third, make sure people think that the Bible has lost important scriptures over the centuries. Our new religion cannot stand if the public knows about how amazingly accurate and preserved the Bible really is. Also, for heaven's sake, don't say something stupid like, "We believe the Bible to be the word of God, as far as it is translated correctly." We don't want them to discover that they are not dependent on translations. They can read and study it from its original languages!"
"Fourth, with your newfound recipe for changing what the Bible really says, you now have liberty to change key doctrines, like Jesus' identity! You can make Christ out to be the literal 'son' born in heaven, instead of being co-existent with the Father from all eternity like the Bible says. You can be daring and make him to be brothers with the devil -- Why not, huh?
You can create so many reinventions of scripture; You can reinterpret 'salvation' to mean that people can become gods. You can pretend that the Aaronic priesthood needed to be restored and then held by their members, even though the Bible shows how it was permanently annulled and replaced by Christ. You can even go crazy and claim that they can also hold the Melchizedek Priesthood, even though the Bible makes it clear that it can only be held by Christ. The possibilities for scripture change are endless if you simply ignore what the Bible really says. People unlearned of the Bible might think that they should follow you!"
"Fifth, don't forget to claim that God gives you continued revelation. All our changes will have so much more clout if you claim that you're in cahoots with God. Just don't let your members see passages like 1 John 4:1, which shows them that all this should be tested 'to see whether they are from God. For many false prophets have gone out into the world.'
Hopefully they won't know to be like the Berean Christians in Acts 17:11, who 'examined the Scriptures every day to see if these teachings were true'."
Yes, those five examples sure make it look like proof that Joseph Smith used Ai. It would be better to assume proof that he used Artificial intelligence than to assume proof that his intelligence was artificial.
From the Ex-Mormons for Jesus newsletter, July/August 2026