Republic of skinny pen*s

Republic of skinny pen*s I have brain trauma and also re**al trauma

08/12/2025

I saw Volkanovski at a Woolies in Wollongong yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a do**he and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When the cashier girl took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Volk stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After the cashier scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Volk kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

06/12/2022

I drink p**s and fart cm what are you gonna do about it?

Smokin' crack in the middle east, call it Methghanistan
06/14/2021

Smokin' crack in the middle east, call it Methghanistan

08/26/2020

F**k the News Media Bargaining Code, all my ni**as hate the News Media Bargaining Code.

07/07/2020

We as a society will never reach the level of comedy that was the 'pool's closed' meme from Habbo Hotel, and we all know it.

06/18/2020

I am 100% convinced that George Freeman is Johnathan Thurston's real father. Someone needs to look into this. This is not a joke or a meme. I am 100% convinced that George Freeman, notorious criminal bookie, is Thurston's actual dad.

04/27/2020

Corey Oates is just the male equivalent of Daisy Ridley but taller.

Dooked
03/05/2020

Dooked

02/08/2020

Which one of you fu**in' retards just looked at my page?

01/01/2020

George St. Pierre with hair.

12/30/2019

Will the real slim dusty please stand up?

12/04/2019

Beans for the lads

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