Our Lady Of Perpetual Exemption

07/07/2024

I apologize for allowing people to live for too long. I need to do something about this.

06/05/2023

Just had a chat with the whole team.

They really wanted to apologize for the whole “Trump Thing”. It was done as a joke — thought it would be funny.

Now it’s like a virus they can’t quite shut down. He’s giving us all a head ache here.

Feel free to send me some money and I’ll do my best to listen to your and his wife’s prayers to address the issue.

02/10/2019

Oliver / Stewart -- #2020?

10/11/2018

I just wanted to let everyone know that I did not create this statue...

Although I may have peed on it a few times.

08/29/2018

On behalf of the evangelicals.....

Please go f**k yourself...

US President Donald Trump, facing scrutiny for hush money payments to a p**n star and a former Pl***oy model, pleaded with evangelical leaders for political help during closed-door remarks on Monday, warning of dire consequences to their congregations should Republicans lose in November's midterm el...

01/03/2017

Happy New Year!

Just remember, that every day under President Trump is one step closer to the promiseland described by the movie Idiocracy..

Directed by Mike Judge. With Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Dax Shepard, Terry Crews. Private Joe Bauers, the definition of "average American", is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes five centuries in the future. He discovers a society...

10/10/2016

Been busy talking to God and Jesus (they’ve been hiding as everyone’s bothering them in the face of the upcoming election)

But, I felt that this needed to be shared. If only because it’s funny.

03/23/2016

I am trying to decide who I should spill the beans on.

03/04/2016

Even his decision to change his name from Drumpf only further drove who he is according to Webster’s..

02/29/2016

On behalf of the K*K, the haters, and Governor Christie, here's to

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02/03/2016

I wanted to personally thank Donald J. Trump for endorsing my show by calling it a "very boring and low rated show”.

Thank you Mr. Trump. Or should I say, “Mr. Second Place”.

An attempt to categorize every insult Donald J. Trump has made on Twitter since declaring his candidacy for president.

01/28/2016

I have offered to step in and serve as a proxy debater for Donald J. Trump since he is afraid of being treated meanly by Fox News. I have been practicing saying:

- "Obama is the worst!"
- "Hillary is the worst!"
- "Benghazi BAD!"
- "Wall good!"
- " Terrorists are everywhere!"
- "The media is owned by the Jews!"

To further fill the shoes of Donald Trump, I am willing to bitch slap anyone man or woman candidate (or interviewer) that says any of my ideas are crazy, racist, intolerant, or just outright do***ey.

As of 5:00, I have not heard any response back from Fox News.

The Republican presidential primary debates, hosted by Fox News and Google, held at the Iowa Events Center in Des Moines, Iowa.