Renata Allison's "Afterlife Party"

12/05/2023

Mary Hawk when I die some day in the far distant future can you put "Forbidden Ovaltine" stickers on each jar of my ashes before they are distributed. I hear that ashes have a pink hue so Forbidden Strawberry Ovaltine is also an option. Just not cherry. I hate cherry flavored things.

07/19/2023

Another afterlife life party costume idea

07/10/2021

04/19/2021

I recently had a

I know that if I die suddenly and unexpectedly my last thought will be f**k. No movie recap, no my life flashing before my eyes, only f**k.

I opened a can of soda unaware it had frozen. There was a loud noise as it exploded. I instinctually closed my eyes, thought f**k, and waited for a death that did not come.

Monkey came running to my aid. When she realized I was okay, she did a it wasn't me dance while singing it wasn't me. Who needs enemies with friends like that.

That red spot under my chin is from the impact of the explosion. A chunk of frozen soda trying to kill me. Why does weird s**t always happen to me?

11/03/2020

All donations to Rockcats Rescue are doubled!!!

This is my favorite internet cats and favorite nonprofit cat rescue.

The Amazing Acro-cats cannot tour because of the pandemic. No touring equals no funds for Rock Cats Rescue. There have been other financial setbacks as well. They are in a financial crisis but not all hope is lost. A generous, anonymous fan and donor has agreed to help them raise much needed money by offering a matching, dollar for dollar campaign, up to $25,000. They have the potential to raise up to $50,000 with your help. Now until 12/23, every dollar donated will be doubled!

Please donate or share and help my favorite cats get through the pandemic and continue to perform once we get past the pandemic.

 One Click at a Time Fundraiser!The Amazing Acro-cats has been through so much these past few years. Cancer, the bus scam, and now the pandemic have all taken a toll on our ability to raise money for Rock Cats Rescue. We are in a financial crisis now due to these situations, yet cats and kittens st...

05/09/2020

I want everyone to tell their crazy Renata stories and vote on the best one.