All About Jesus United Church of Christ - Ministries

05/10/2026

Did this “pastor” even go to divinity school?
Breaking commandments left and right and leading his “sheep”.

So let me get this straight. Evangelical pastors — the same folks who lecture us every Sunday about sin, morality, and the wrath of God — just gathered around a 22-foot golden statue of Donald Trump at his golf course in Florida to BLESS it and pray over it. A $450,000 gilded effigy, paid for by CRYPTO INVESTORS trying to pump their memecoin called $PATRIOT. You truly cannot make this up.

The pastor — bless his heart — looked right into the camera and said "Let me be clear: this is NOT a golden calf." Sir. SIR. You are standing in front of a golden statue of a man. You are praying over it. Moses would like a word. Exodus would like a word. THE ENTIRE BOOK OF EXODUS WOULD LIKE A WORD.

But don't worry, because we're constantly told we need to be terrified of Iran — a country run by religious extremists who blindly worship a supreme leader and mix politics with theology in dangerous, authoritarian ways. 👀 Meanwhile, American "men of God" are literally re-enacting one of the Bible's most iconic cautionary tales in real time, except this time the golden idol has a spray tan and called in by phone to thank them.

These are not religious leaders. These are hype men with tax-exempt status. They don't care about your soul — they care about their access, their platforms, and their donor lists. The grift is so deep it has its OWN GOLDEN STATUE now.

"We worship the Lord Jesus Christ and Him alone," the pastor said — standing next to the golden Trump statue. The lack of self-awareness is genuinely breathtaking.

If your pastor has ever told you that America is a Christian nation under threat from godless liberals, and that same pastor is currently praying over a golden statue of a billionaire twice-impeached president who sells Bibles and crypto... maybe it's time to ask who's REALLY threatening your faith.

04/07/2026

From Occupy Democrats

A TIMELINE OF TRUMP "DEFEATING" IRAN:

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"
Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.
Apr 5: "Open the f*ckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."

This man is off his rocker. Being an American these days is like being in the backseat of a car driven by a drunk driver; all we can do is watch in horror and hope an authority figure steps in to arrest the man responsible.

04/06/2026

Sadly the Easter message from the POTUS. The other post from the mayor of NY. The third post is White comparing DJT to Jesus, which, by the way, would be blasphemous according to most Christian traditions.
DJT didn't darken the door of the church on this Christian holy day. He opted to play golf. No family gathering, just golf.

03/24/2026

02/01/2026

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