ADULT, Unconventional, Commic Church

05/24/2023

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1. We, the prophets described in the series: “THE PRETENDER” were still been denied of their personal freedom and desired lifestyle for the exploitation of their talents.

2. We, THE PROPHETS, said: “Let’s unite forces and do our own life thing?” And all said “YES”.

3. We drove off, and everyone knew they couldn’t do anything without us!👩🏻‍🏫

05/22/2023

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1. My ex.bf was working in a new location & I had asked employment next door to his job. 2. I got the job, but both my ex & all the women interested in him forced my employer to fire me. 3. I returned to the-next-door-company to get a few belongings of mine, and the employer and employees wanted me in back; 4. but the ppl from my ex’s company invaded their company and wanted me in their company, instead. 5. They now had learned I was the only real woman among them, and they wanted s*x. 6. Some tried to kill everyone obstructing their way to me, but told me that, everyone would live for the exchange of gfs. 7. Some were determined to abduct and r**e me. 8. & some looked at me w pity for both them and myself bcuz we were close friends, but they were s*xually starving. 9. I PRAYED: “JESUS, WHAT DO I DO?🧐”

10. Jesus said: YOU ARE THE LEADER, but they hack your phone to lead in the place of you; and use of your name to pose as you. So let them solve their own problems. 11. Jesus showed me the several solutions I’d proposed to them:

11a. Selling skills;
11b. Exchanging services;
11c. Building up ugly women just like they do w ugly houses and old cars;
11d. & I even taught them that “s*x in itself is marriage”,

But all they wanted to do was to pose as the leader themselves. IF YOU SAY YOU ARE ME, DO THE JOB THAT I’M WELL TRAINED TO DO - Pray & Follow Your Guts!👩🏻‍🏫

12. I prayed for my bf, thinking that I wouldn’t be allowed to be w him. 13. & Jesus said: “Your bf is like yourself, refrains from using of his strength and power, but yet, is strong and powerful. 14. My ex’s boss told her ppl: “SEEN THAT SHE DOESN’T WANT TO COMPLY, I’m gonna kill her.” 15. She returned w her silver gun laid down between her horizontal hands, and had it hidden w a white napkin. 16. The Holy Spirit said: “FLEE IMMEDIATELY!” 17. I got to open the door 1s b4 she pulled the trigger, & feared been surrounded on the outside. 18. Then I saw my bf, as giant as I can remember. He looked at me in a friendly way, but walked into the door I exited from determined to confront my attackers. 19. When ppl saw who he is, they all passively retrieved, understanding they lost their case!

20. THAT SO DESIRED LAST LAUGHTER:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🤸🏻‍♀️💃🏻🙃!

Rejoice: S*X is marriage, have marriage:👇🏻

It took a r**e to explain MARRIAGE! This is part 1 of 2!

05/20/2023

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1. I was walking in an open human zoo. 2. Where humans either had the physical appearance of animals, or the strength of animals. 3. A giant black duck of the height of a three floors building, grabbed a giant white duck of the height of a 4’ person from the ground, and stood up w it, 4. Slowly swallowing it up. 5. All by-watchers, including myself and the white duck knew it was been eaten alive. 6. All of us, including the white duck, knew that the beast had to eat. 7. Even the beast was sorry that it had to eat, and did it’s best to prevent pain. 8. All was going smooth, until the inevitable bite occurred. 9. The white duck, that had withheld its despair to protect our feelings, screamed w all its might, and we all suffered his inevitable end. 10. The beast knew he had to finish the job, so he closed the white duck’s mouth w his, and silence reigned. 11. Jesus said: “THE WHITE DUCK LOVED YOU ALL UNTIL THE VERY END, sacrificed himself for all of you, and protected your feelings above his own. But he did this because he felt loved by you first and the most. He didn’t know his pain would be so fierce, but he was satisfied with the community love he received until his very end.”

05/19/2023

#🤱🏻:

1. I dreamt that I was managing an extremely shallow fish tank;

2. The water was filthy;

3. The extremely small and young fish were unhealthy, but could survive in that tank;

4. I placed a massive bearded dragon in the tank to symbolize a CHANGE OF MANAGEMENT;

5. Then I prayed: “JESUS, WHAT’S THE SOLUTION TO THIS FISH TANK?”

6. Following my “GUT FEELING”, I broke up with my bf because he proved to be a dead fish in the fish tank.👩🏻‍🏫

7. Jesus then said: Now, lead the fish to running waters.

WHAT IS YOUR NEED FOR THIS VERY DAY
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05/16/2023

.Life:

1. I dreamt I was walking on the street, among a few other pedestrians, when the face of a horse was flying in the air, searching for food.

2. Myself and most ppl felt terrified; but a couple frantic searched for food inside their bag, determined to feed it.

3. One of them rose a loaf of bread to the horse, and the horse flew to eat it; & ate it gently and demonstrating great appreciation for them.

4 Now, everyone was amused by the horse, and searched for food to hand feed it, when the crowd acted terrified again.

5. It appeared that the horse had recovered its body, and was attacking the couple that fed it.

6. I ran to them to understand what was going on, though afraid myself; and saw a pair of tiny chihuahuas at the final fade of their love making, ↔️.

7. We all felt relieve w such a scene, and the tiny dogs hoped we would let them enjoy their s*x. We were about to separate them, when we silently agreed that we needed to respect their biological needs.

8. I realized all fast foods were about to close for the day, and ran to purchase food for myself. A woman kept obstructing my way, and I felt I would have to starve, when THE HOLY SPIRIT, put a new place in my brain, and an strategy to get there despite the malicious persecution.

9. My belief got renewed, and I ran w all my stamina to the food tent that, not simply marketed food, but did have food to sale.

10. Conclusion: YOUR GUT FEELINGS are Jesus’ assertive guidance to you - always follow it!👩🏻‍🏫

05/15/2023

“IT TOOK A VILLAGE!”

05/14/2023

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…just giving the dead man a taste of his own POISON!☺️ …I’d say I wish he was alive to, well, die again, but, nah.👩🏻‍🏫 .Problem-Solving-Technique! - let’s say that MY BABY DECIDED TO SHOWER!🤷🏻‍♀️; and learned communication skills, and loved s*x now!👩🏻‍🏫 …if the solution ain’t broken, don’t fix it!👩🏻‍🏫

The killer???🧐
Professor Miriam Snyder - WCC.

Ology: “He lost his body, but did gain his soul. …not missed, yet, understood - well understood, even necessary, I’m sadly to confess!” His death would have been justified by virtually anyone, except by Professor Snyder. WCC P.M.S will be arrested!👩🏻‍🏫