Dolphin Rape Cave

11/06/2019

Bite him dolphy!-~Mesc³~

11/17/2018

Move over bunny succulents, there's a new variety in town and we can't get over these tiny jumping dolphin succulents!

08/28/2018

https://www.yahoo.com/news/swimming-banned-french-beach-sexually-122303350.html

A seaside village in Brittany has banned swimming on its beach because a dolphin in heat has been scaring tourists and locals by approaching them and trying to rub up against them. The dolphin has even tried to prevent several swimmers from getting back to the beach at Landévennec, using its nose t...

06/20/2016

So… You woke up in a r**e cave. Posted on January 16, 2015January 18, 2015 by admin The night started off great. You and your friends found an amazing karaoke bar right by the ocean. A night of great seafood, perfect weather, and several drinks from some cute guys and… a dolphin? With a mustache? Th...

06/20/2016

10 Ways to Prevent Dolphin R**e Posted on January 18, 2015January 18, 2015 by admin 10.) Pretend to be a Manatee Nothing is more despised by Dolphins than Manatees, except maybe Paula Dean. But if you can accurately portray an aquatic bean bag chair then we will probably steer clear. 9.) Wear a Wets...

04/15/2016

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Well, it’s April 14, and you know what that means: banks are closed and parade routes are being blocked off across America in honor of National Dolphin Day, a holiday that was of course dreamed up by Big Dolphin but a great opportunity to spend some time thinking about Malcolm Brenner nonetheless. Who’s Malcolm Brenner? Well, I can tell you all about that.

09/14/2014

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/why-do-dolphins-and-whales-still-have-pelvic-bones-please-ladies

Researchers studying the pelvic bones of dolphins and whales reveal that these seemingly useless remnants of an ancient landlubber lifestyle actually have a purpose. Turns out, cetacean pelvic bones help control the motion of the ocean, and their size and shape are likely influenced by the forces of…

08/08/2014

http://nationalreport.net/fappy-the-dolphin-arrested-for-public-masturbation/

12/16/2013

11/05/2013

Our anthem!

http://youtu.be/3mAJU_ZKhEM

song from Akinyele