Rozay of Zion

02/08/2016

Ancient Sumerian myths tell of a grunting man, "very big, very sweaty" who upon ingesting all of their fruit and lemon pepper wings began to paint in ways inhuman. He was called "Grunting Mother Artist" (loose translation) Creation myths from around that time speak of paintings so vivid they were indistinguishable from real life, and in fact, were supposedly entrances to other realms.

Could this be the fabled first contact between Father and Sons?

02/08/2016

VENUS OF MIAMI

A beautifully intricate and divinely inspired painting many historians date back to Caravaggio's lifetime. While many believe the "Martyrdom of Saint Ursula" was his last known work, many believe that Michelangelo Merisi (Michael Angelo Merigi or Amerighi) da Caravaggio is the originial artist, as when asked about our LORD BIG MEECH, he replied famously, "He bumps in the Gondola."

02/08/2016

From The Book of Criminology,

"And as the young Miller stood by with anguish, as he saw the success of the serpent tongued drake, the DON said from the heavens to the Meek one,

Go Forth! Sling YAYO! And swerve those L's my son.

The Mill hand sobbing uncontrollably, and even wetting himself, was so overcome with happiness he began to praise our DON from the eternal depths of his heart. Seeing the young man could not catch L's without DIVINE interference, RENZEL began to rub his hands together, and from his love he gave the Meek Mill hand a seductive temptress, with a PHAT ASS."

12/13/2015

To show that while they may not respect the will of MC HAMMER we here at ROZAY OF ZION respect our brothers in the Judaeo faith, BAWSE BLESS

12/13/2015

"The pearable of the Pear Tree"

"As Rozay walked the lands of Cuba with his Crew in tow they soon became famished and decided to stop in (At the disciple Khaled's recommendation) at a wing stop known as "Finga Lickin"

But as the BAWSE sat down at the table, with YAYO on the mind, he let it be known that he would prefer the fruit of the spirit.

Khaled discouraged by the BAWSE'S lack of interest in the Lemon Pepper Wings soon became very upset, and at the TEFLON DON'S feet wept, and named himself as, "Smart, Loyal and Genius"

With a glint from his VERSACE shades Rozay said to Khaled, "I'd like to give a special shoutout to all the PEARS, for they have helped me lose weight, and therefore have helped us move weight."

The disciple Weezy climbed off of his perch atop of the shelf and asked our BAWSE "How we gon' find this "payre"

Rozay touched Weezy's chest with a perfectly filed fingernail and whispered "Like the PEAR farmer, we can all grow our own Fruits"

At this Weezy felt very sleepy, as the codeine was kicking in strong.

12/13/2015

"Be not afraid to feast from the teat of the BAWSE"

12/13/2015

From the gospel of Khaled 3:36

"As Rozay walked the docks of Miami he came across a rather rotund man of Arabic descent, and his small friend with many facial tattoos, begging women of ill repute to lay with them.

"Who dis be" the small creature chattered to his bearded master, but the man who would be known as "Deejay Khaled" simply dropped to his knees in front of the Bawse.

With a wave of his ma*****na tattooed hand the Bawse said to his new disciple "f*ck bi***es, get money" and Khaled rose reborn, now walking the path of success."

08/29/2012

Another chapter in the Bawse Testament known as "God Forgives, I Don't" Will be appearing in a local Rozay of Zion Chapel near you.
Fun fact, the holy spirit wells up in Our Lord so many times during his readings of the holy scripture, he grunts no less then 87 times.

08/29/2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fumBcKC6RE
An interesting video concerning the crucification of Rozay, and the descent of the disciple Wayne into greed.

Music video by Lil Wayne performing John. (C) 2011 Cash Money Records Inc.

02/16/2012

Beware the Cubans, as it is written in the Book of Yeyo 2-94; When a child of Rawse has to get on the grind and hustle in the streets, the Cubans as they call themselves, will most definabtly try to take a cut of that grade A perrico.

02/12/2012

If the 5-0 catch you with a bag of this, just say you givin it to uncle Ricky.

02/12/2012

The Lord decrees you should pray, so say your prayers muthuf**ka