First Church of the Last Unicorn

First Church of the Last Unicorn We are founding the First Church of the Last Unicorn! If you are searching for something lost, come search with us! Hi!

We are dedicated to trying to dedicate a dedicated space for artists and creative to practice praising unicorns! Come find out how completely un-ambiguous we are about being ambiguous on the existence of the most wonderful, godly creature on earth: the unicorn!

12/11/2021

Please have a danish and thank the unicorns for the blessings of a beautiful day! Neigh!

Shhhh.... the foot is sleeping. We mustn't wake it.
11/15/2016

Shhhh.... the foot is sleeping. We mustn't wake it.

11/14/2016

The unicorns just told me you are all fired and to report back here tomorrow at the same place at the same time. Cogs.

09/01/2016

The unicorns will be unavailable this month as they have dedicated this month as the official month for hiatus. So, be gone with you!

ALL PRAISE THE UNICORN!
05/02/2016

ALL PRAISE THE UNICORN!

03/03/2016

Are you nostalgic for the unicorns and rainbows of your youth? Do you ever reflect on that time you wished one would swoop down and carry you off? Well, that's not how it works. Unicorns don't like people in general. Just be happy they have gifted us the idea of a unicorn.

01/04/2016

Did you know that a group of unicorns is called a 'blessing'? Wow! To think there are some people out there that don't believe in blessings is crazy! Of course blessings exist and they are everywhere. Just watch your step for blessing droppings.

Misty morning at the unicorn fellowship. All hail the majestic unicorn and his domain!!
12/24/2015

Misty morning at the unicorn fellowship. All hail the majestic unicorn and his domain!!

Dog swears a pack of unicorns ripped up this book on wood finishing. Blast it, that was a really good book! Unicorns d...
12/17/2015

Dog swears a pack of unicorns ripped up this book on wood finishing. Blast it, that was a really good book! Unicorns do the darnest things.

11/23/2015

Unicorns can think. That's why they pretentiously laugh at your life choices.

11/12/2015

It's that time of year!!! Please post how much money you've given in the name of Unicorns!!!! Our overlords demand insane amounts of money be offered in their tax-deductible name and then to brag about it in the most unequivocal terms. I'll go first: I gave $200 to cats this year. Yes, I know unicorns and cats are diametrically opposed, but cats eat more.

Hello. Have we met? I'm a unicorn; the most majestic and erotic of all the non-mythical, mythical creatures. Behold! ...
10/23/2015

Hello. Have we met? I'm a unicorn; the most majestic and erotic of all the non-mythical, mythical creatures. Behold! Myself!

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Mesa, AZ
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