House Of The Dude

08/01/2024

09/12/2021

A reading from the Book of Opinions, as we feel it is relevant at this time.

"Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your bodies."
-Corinthians 6:19-20

Your body is your temple, the holy spirit resides in you. You are a religious entity free from the state.

08/14/2021

The Church is extremely sorry about this one. We apologize. We forget about the powers of the mysterious one, so we are abolishing the Vaccine, please forgive us. All those Vaccinated, your sins are forgiven.
For the rest of you... you are alright too. Your sins are forgiven.

So, moving on...

We are rechristening the building, "Peace, Love, and Understanding." I hope this works out better for all of us.

Again, we apologize. Please accept are sincerus apologies.

Rev. Liberty

07/18/2020

The Church just acquired a Organ. We are going to be starting a Church Band. Our music style is experimental jam band. All skill levels, music styles, and assortment of production members welcome.

06/21/2020

For all my Chef friends and fellow Pastafarians. I give you the Golden Chef of the Canaanite.

"The figurine, made of bronze but completely coated in gold, depicts a seated god holding a spatula-like scepter ..."

He even comes with the first recorded Chef's Hat. And the history books give all the credit to the French, "Sacre Bleu!"

Please don't worship Chefs, unless you are a cute waitress/waiter 😉
If your lucky, you might be able to touch the Divine Scepter 😂

Us Chefs are mere Servants.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/proof-of-life-size-statues-of-canaanite-god-unveiled-in-biblical-lachish-632276

06/14/2020

In Ancient Times(and Modern Times) Greeks and Romans performed Avain magic called Augury. It was basically watching and observing the movements of birds to determine the right course of action to take(determined by the will of the gods). The founding of the Ancieny city of Rome was based on Augury used by Romulus and Remus. Roman Generals would take Chickens with them when they went to war to determine if a attack on their enemies would be favorable.

Even the word "Inauguration" comes from Augury magic. That's right, the Ceremony of the signing in of the President of the US has its roots based in Ancient Roman Avian Magic(Augury).

Also according to the CIA handbook; if you want to prevent demonic possession you are suppose to sacrifice a black c**k and burn its entrails in your yard.