Church of the Holy Meatball

Church of the Holy Meatball The Church of the Holy Meatball is a religion based upon the creation story of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the salvation story of Johnny Spaghetti.

Johnny Spaghetti (BbHm) realized that the Holy Meatball held a message for all of humankind and that he had a moral imperative to Share the Word. The message of the Holy Meatball was as profound as it was simple. The Flying Spaghetti Monster so loved the world, that he gave one of his only begotten Meatballs, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have meat everlasting. The Great P

rophet has not been seen publicly for hundreds of years, but rumors of his presence among us still persist.

Big baby still hoping for handouts. Mom politely declined to indulge
07/14/2023

Big baby still hoping for handouts. Mom politely declined to indulge

A little Worship Art from the Little Gallery in Toronto
01/28/2022

A little Worship Art from the Little Gallery in Toronto

Follow the Church on Twitter
12/19/2021

Follow the Church on Twitter

The latest Tweets from Wisdom and Light (). Wisdom and Light is shared with all who need , , and lasting . His , Mohallah. . Jerusalem

01/02/2021

Happy New Year from the Holy Roly Poly!

12/26/2020

Happy Festival Week to Ballitarians everywhere.

May the Fork be with you, one and all!

11/25/2019

For the Flying Spaghetti Monster so loved the world, that he gave one of his only begotten Meatballs, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have meat everlasting. (Johnny Spaghetti: 2:6)

EAT MEATBALLS!!!
09/01/2019

EAT MEATBALLS!!!

Fluxfest in a TORONTO!
06/20/2019

Fluxfest in a TORONTO!

01/14/2019

Here’s wishing that all the Ballitarians enjoyed a fabulous Festival Week, with meatballs aplenty!

Festival Week is almost here. May the Fork be with you!
12/10/2018

Festival Week is almost here. May the Fork be with you!

Got my shingles vaccine yesterday. The pharmacist said there would be local swelling, so I asked her to inject me in the...
10/30/2018

Got my shingles vaccine yesterday. The pharmacist said there would be local swelling, so I asked her to inject me in the center of the Meatball. Now there is a nice, natural, curvature.

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5455 Wilshire Boulevard, Suite 1505
Los Angeles, CA
90036

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