Cousin Johnny

12/21/2020

It’s getting to be where it’s more acceptable to be black or gay than Christian. Since when did being a Christian suddenly start equaling being bigots? Nowhere.

05/31/2020

If students wanted forgiveness they shouldn’t have been born poor

05/31/2020

Reading is for f**s

05/30/2020

05/18/2020

“Creation scientists at the Vatican continue to pray that God will reveal more about this phenomenon”

05/17/2020

My nephew asked me “ daddy are we friends with Russia or are they still dirty commies” I didn’t know what to say so I sent him to a catholic boarding school. AITA?

05/17/2020

Look I haven’t actually read the constitution ok I’m not a fu***ng nerd but I know it says I can say and do whatever I want whenever I want it’s called bill of rights dummies

05/17/2020

Lord always provides I hate reading so he chose carefully ppl to do the reading for people like me! What a blessing

05/17/2020

When I say “my body my choice” I’m only speaking for my rights not for yours. I just want a haircut not trying to make the world a better place 🙄🙄

05/17/2020

S**t I hate:

Folks who drive there tractor on both sides of the road
Liberal snowflakes
Snowberal libflakes
Folks that are different than me, you do think you are being different
Being told what to do
Not being told what to do
Responsibility
Vegetables
Science
Dirty nasty Commies
Baths!! who needs a bath every month??
Protesters...well unless I’m protesting HAIRCUTS ARE A CONSTITUTION RIGHT... I’m guessing
People who say in**st, slavery, pe******ia and r**e is a sin but have the audacity to be born gay
Soap...unless the white president tells me to eat it he is are president after all
Having my rights taken away
Other people having the same rights as me don’t f**k with my privilege or else
Ppl who talk like there smarter than me
My family
Humans
Women who have feelings, emotions, thoughts and such

I’m scared but I’m also mad so don’t get me riled up or I’ll monologue the s**t outta you

05/17/2020

Checkmate atheist buttwipes