Crystal Lake United Methodist Church

05/20/2026

🥇Local Carwashing Team to Set New Record🥇

Lakeland, FL - The Crystal Lake UMC youth carwashing team, which is set to represent the U.S.A in the 2028 Summer Olympics, is positioned to break a new record in the sport of carwash fundraising.

In the entirety of this sport, there has never been a team that hasn't missed a spot. The Crystal Lake team is driven to make history, and top analysts are convinced they're close.

Serious fans of the sport will remember that the record was almost broken by the German team in Barcelona during the 1992 Olympics. Unfortunately, just as the team was about to be given a perfect score, one of the judges, the 78-year-old grumpy Kevin, who keeps kids off his lawn, yelled out, "You missed a spot!"

Since then, no team has come close to another perfect score.

Until now.

NOT SATIRE:
The students of Crystal Lake UMC are raising money to go to camp this summer. While we cannot guarantee we won't miss a spot (it's true that in the history of carwashing fundraisers, that has never happened), we will work hard to make your car sparkle! We will also have hot dogs and lemonade! 🌭🍋🚗

⏱️Today @ 5:30-7:30 pm
📍Crystal Lake UMC - 2001 N Crystal Lake Dr.
💰By donation

We hope to see you there!

05/19/2026

Sorry to break it to you, Marvel and DC Comics, but there is no such thing as a super-Christian. EVERY follower of Jesus gets to play a role in the Body of Christ, no matter how far along they are on the journey. 🦸❌

Want to learn more about how you can use your gifts to serve the Lord? Join us on Wednesdays at 6:00 PM or Sundays at 10:30 AM.

05/17/2026

🦟🚗 It's love-bug season, which means it's the perfect time to come by for a car wash! 🦟🚗

The youth and kids of our church will be grilling hot dogs, selling lemonade, and cleaning cars THIS Wednesday from 5:30 PM - 7:30 PM. It will be by donation, as they are raising money to attend camp this summer. If you don't want to clean your car or cook dinner, this is the SIGN for you. 🌭🍋🚗

Come out to support the next generation, and have your car cleaned of those not-so-lovely love bugs. ❤️🦟

📍2001 N Crystal Lake Drive

05/13/2026

📢 Mom Spills Church Tea at Mother's Day Luncheon 📢

While the Bible teaches that gossip does not build the healthy relationships God desires, spilling your chai latte is a different matter. 😳

"Without wood, fire goes out; without a gossip, conflict dies down (Pro 26:20 CSB)."

In all seriousness, we had such an amazing time on Saturday, celebrating the mothers in our community! 🩷

05/12/2026

📍 Crystal Lake Community 📍

Need access to free health services?

We’re excited to partner with Options for Women PHC to serve our community tomorrow from 4:00 PM to 7:00 PM at our church!

The following services will be provided completely FREE of charge:

• Pregnancy Tests
• Limited Ultrasounds
• STD Testing for Men & Women
• Women’s Wellness Referrals

If you or someone you know could benefit from these services, we would love for you to stop by. ❤️

🍽️ Dinner will also be provided, so come grab a meal, connect with others, and receive care and support in a welcoming environment.

05/11/2026

Mondays can be so stressful that they make you forget your purpose in life. As another week begins, here is a powerful reminder about the calling God has placed on your life. 🙌

05/10/2026

Mother’s Day can bring many emotions. For some, it is a day of celebration and joy...and for others, it can be a day filled with sorrow, yearning, or quiet heartache.

Wherever you find yourself this weekend, you are welcome here.

Whether you are a mother, long to become one, or missing your own, we would be honored to worship alongside you tomorrow at 10:30 AM. 🩷

📍 2001 N Crystal Lake Drive

05/08/2026

⚠️ Hey Moms, Don't Forget! ⚠️

We are throwing a Mother's Day Tea Party for YOU tomorrow at 11 AM. There will be door prizes, finger foods, worship, a guest speaker, and more! This is your chance to slow down, be refreshed, and connect with other incredible ladies.

We would love to have you there, so be sure to RSVP so we can prepare for you. 💌

Register here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdwDqmx8v8Ev870jkvD199pMJAGh-98ya28zvlIGA4mshSxnA/viewform?usp=header

05/06/2026

📣 The polls are in: 87% of congregants want Pastor David to come in on a motorcycle for his next sermon illustration. 🏍️😂

Okay… that part is satire. But here’s what’s NOT satire: Tonight is going to be a great night at church, and we’d love to see you there!

🍽 Free Dinner — 6:00 PM
👧 Kids & Youth Ministry — 6:30 PM
📖 Adult Bible Study — 6:30 PM

Pull up tonight (with or without a motorcycle) and bring the whole family!

05/04/2026

☀️ Summer is almost here… which means VBS season is coming too! 🎉

We are excited to announce our Vacation Bible School dates! We would love for your kiddos to join us this summer for an unforgettable few days filled with fun, games, friendships, and learning about Jesus. 💛

Be sure to register your kiddos: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf0X0Cj53jMwLisCgIQ-ISLBmW2L4N4sm_ZK1l0HNejxXGegA/viewform?usp=header

05/01/2026

🌸 Attention Lakeland Community! 🌸

Friendly reminder that our special Mother’s Day Event is happening next week! We are so excited for the opportunity to celebrate, honor, and bless the amazing mothers in our community.

This will be a beautiful time of fellowship, encouragement, and appreciation...and we would love for you to be part of it! Be sure to register below and invite a mom you’d love to celebrate with. 🌷

🌸 Calling all moms! 🌸

You’re invited to a community-wide Mother’s Day Tea Party!!! 💐

Join us on Saturday, May 9th at 11:00 AM for a restful morning set aside just for YOU...filled with treats, tea, and meaningful connection. We can’t wait to celebrate and serve the incredible mothers in our community. 💕

This is a FREE event but we do need a head count, so please be sure to register on the QR code.

✨ Tag a mom you want to see there! ✨

📌 2001 N Crystal Lake Dr Lakeland, FL 33801