Sixth Reformed Church of the Literal Bible

06/26/2015

A list of what will soon be coming, America!

Now that the Supreme Court has ended the discriminatory ban on marriage rights for gay people, The Raw Story is curious to see the relative accuracy of various prophesies conservatives have advanced in recent months surrounding legal gay marriage’s impact on the country. These dire predictions inclu…

06/18/2015

As we reflect on the most recent terrorist shooting in America at a church in South Carolina, let us remember it is all part of God's plan. It is his will:
Isaiah 45:7 - I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these [things].

05/05/2015

We want to join our brethren at the Christian Post in celebrating the true message of Cinco de Mayo!

Here are some quotes from the article:
"Today I can put tequila on my eggs, in my coffee and on my toothbrush and it's not weird," Twitter user Jackson posted.

McKenna added, "Favorite holidayyyy , tempted to wear my sombrero to class today."


Viva la Mexico to our Latin brothers in Christ!

Cinco de Mayo is sweeping social media today, but many people are wondering what exactly the Mexican holiday represents.

05/03/2015

Well, after we had ascertained for certain that our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ was just testing our preparedness, we left our Rapture Center and had our normal Sunday service this morning. Bless everyone, who like us, in this blessed state of Michigan, in God's chosen nation, the United States of America, who was ready to be taken to heaven.

05/02/2015

THIS IS REVEREND EATABAGOV DIX REPORTING LIVE FROM THE RAPTURE SHELTER. THE EARTH HAS SHAKEN WITH THE LORD'S WRATH AND WE ARE PREPARING OURSELVES TO BE LIFTED SKYWARD TO HEAVEN AS WE TYPE THIS. I KNOW THAT THE PROMISED SECOND COMING IS NOW AND I MADE SURE THE RAPTURE DOOR IN THE CEILING WORKED SO WE HEARE IN OUR SHELTER ARE READY TO JOIN CHRIST IN HIS ETERNAL SALVATIONS!

05/02/2015

02/03/2015

Goodman Cox and I (Eatabagov Dix) have been busy today, praying for the snow to leave the church driveway.

02/03/2015

Jesus speaks on American social criticism.

12/25/2014

We'll be at the church all day today, thanking Jesus for being born so that he could die!

Join us!

09/21/2014

Plans for Slutreach 2014 are moving ahead quickly. Already, we have signs made up to picket the Velvet Touch on West Main Street in Kalamazoo. We're going to educate the s***s and atheists about the Book of Ecclesiastes! :

"Give me any plague, but the plague of the heart: and any wickedness, but the wickedness of a woman." (Eccles. 25:13)

"Of the woman came the beginning of sin, and through her we all die." (Eccles. 25:22)

"If she go not as thou wouldest have her, cut her off from thy flesh, and give her a bill of divorce, and let her go." (Eccles. 25: 26)

"The whoredom of a woman may be known in her haughty looks and eyelids. If thy daughter be shameless, keep her in straitly, lest she abuse herself through overmuch liberty." (Eccles. 26:9-10)

"A silent and loving woman is a gift of the Lord: and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed. A shamefaced and faithful woman is a double grace, and her continent mind cannot be valued." (Eccles. 26:14-15)

"A shameless woman shall be counted as a dog; but she that is shamefaced will fear the Lord." (Eccles.26:25)

"For from garments cometh a moth, and from women wickedness. Better is the churlishness of a man than a courteous woman, a woman, I say, which bringeth shame and reproach." (Eccles. 42:13-14)