01/01/2024
Happy New Year...
FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT
It is with deepest heartfelt sympathy I want to inform you about the death of our beloved friend and sometimes enemy Mr. 2023. He is survived by 12 wives, 52 children and 365 grandchildren. The funeral took place on Sunday, 31st of December at 11:59 pm. His family members asked me to inform you that he died with ALL your problems, sickness, disappointments, frustrations, untimely deaths, shame, disgrace, barrenness, discouragement, failures, and rejections. Yet, his successor, Mr 2024, asked me to inform you that he is going to compensate you with: Life, good health, abundant blessings, peace, joy, righteousness, promotions, and breakthroughs.
YOUR GREATER IS COMING!!! May God Bless you to have a prosperous New Year!! 😗