Disciples of Disc Golf

Disciples of Disc Golf We throw discs in a backhanded method. We are the Sacred Believers of The Holy Sport of Disc and the trinity of Disc, Backhanded Method, and Intense Weather.

All three are needed to achieve Discana, the ultimate combo of pleasure and disc throwing.

12/04/2014

i'm probably going to hell because of this two year-old joke.

OMG GUISE, disc-ing in style.
07/16/2012

OMG GUISE, disc-ing in style.

07/16/2012

Today, the founders of the Disciples of Disc Golf are actually going to play disc golf. Ironically enough, it seems like the weather may turn intense. LOLZ.

07/14/2012

"In the beginning the LORD OF DISC created the disc and the intense weather.
2 And the disc was without form, and void, so it kind of just flapped around and stuff; and forehand method was upon the face of the disc.
3 And the LORD OF DISC said, Let there be backhand method: and there was backhand.
4 And the LORD OF DISC saw the backhand method, that it was good: and God divided the backhand method from the forehand method.
5 And the LORD OF DISC called the backhanded method 'awesome' and the forehanded method he 'passable.'"
--THE BOOK OF RULES, verses 1:1-1:5

07/14/2012

Happy one day anniversary, my children! Keep drinking that koolaid I air-mailed you all! And remember, the LORD OF DISC giveth INTENSE WEATHER and taketh away INTENSE WEATHER!

This is the tale of when Adam and Eve Betrayed the LORD OF DISC and took the apple disc from the tree of INTENSE WEATHER...
07/14/2012

This is the tale of when Adam and Eve Betrayed the LORD OF DISC and took the apple disc from the tree of INTENSE WEATHER!

07/13/2012

"So we do not lose hope in the disc, my children. Though our throwing arm is wasting away, our backhanded method is being renewed day by day. For this light momentary affliction of non-intense weather is preparing for us an eternal weight of intense storming beyond all comparison, as we look not to the things that are throw but to the things that are not thrown. For the things that are thrown are not important, but the things that are not thrown are eternal possibilities for goals (or whatever the hell we refer to points gained as)."
--THE BOOK OF BACKHAND, verses 4:16-18.

07/13/2012

"Honor your DISC and your INTENSE WEATHER, so that you may live long in the land the LORD OF DISC is giving you."
--THE BOOK OF PUTTING, verse 20:12

07/13/2012

"And the LORD OF DISC did decend the heavens and proclaim, 'I want bacon.'
And the noble citizens of the land thus harvested their bacon crops, suggesting that bacon should be offered to the LORD OF DISC every morning."
--THE BOOK OF BREAKFAST CEREALS, verse 14:2-14:4.

07/13/2012

"For by Holy Backhand, you have been saved through Disc. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of the LORD OF DISC, not a result of works, so that no one may boast."
--THE BOOK OF HATCHET, verses 13: 5.

07/13/2012

"Beloved lover of DISC, let us throw discs at one another, for disc-love is from the LORD OD DISC, and whoever loves disc has been born of the LORD OF DISC and knows the LORD OF DISC."
--THE BOOK OF FOREHAND, verse 4:7

07/12/2012

"Then the LORD OF DISC said to Lily, "Now you will see what I will do to Patrick Goolagong: Because of my mighty backhanded method he will let them go; because of my mighty backhanded method he will drive them out of this course. The LORD OF DISC also said to Lily, 'I am the LORD OF DISC.'"
--THE BOOK OF DRIVER, verses 8:3-8:4.

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Indian Trail, NC

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