First United Church of the Franz

First United Church of the Franz Have you ever wanted to join a different religion, or a religion at all? Have you ever felt touched by God? God here, join my religion.

11/02/2024

Dear Faithful,

I the Franz, have not posted in many years. Are there still any faithful left?

04/04/2023

Faithful. For so many years I have been away. But now I return to see if there are any students left that are still faithful to the message of the Franz.

12/30/2018

Thus says the Franz, I await your return my faithful from the winter break. Pray for snow.

09/19/2018

Proverbs from the Franz

The RA can keep a secret if they don't actually see it.

02/03/2018

For the Record, I haunt room 415.

02/03/2018

Thus says the Franz:
"When another hits you, turn the other cheek while filming the entire affair. A good lawyer is worth the trouble."

09/21/2017

And the Engineer rested on the Friday, until he remembered all of the homework that was due by Saturday.

09/06/2017

Parking zone laws are a heresy. As my old Buddy Palpatine once said: "Wipe them out, all of them. "

01/06/2017

The Franz helps them that help themselves to free food at Franz events.

01/01/2017

Beloved,

A true Franzien understands the meaning of a Happy New Year, so go forth and enjoy the spirit of the Holidays.

07/09/2016

I the Franz hereby excommunicate mini-mesters. They suck.

04/16/2016

I the Franz hereby excommunicate whoever introduced the checking fee to student payments.

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