The First Church of Lewd

07/11/2024

Power is out at home because of the hurricane, so its been like 4 days since I've been able to fap.

This is it group, I may not survive.

For those of you who do have electricity and internet and privacy, appreciate what you have, and also appreciate Dolly Vee's fu***ng THIGHS

04/02/2024

Wow, you would NOT believe where some of the eggs got hidden this year!

Anyway, here is Sunny Ray, or sunnyrayyxo on the socials cosplaying as everyone's favorite day of the week.

Those hips are sure getting my Thing hard!

03/26/2024

This is Autumn Shae or omgcybr, and I'd like her to sheath my Master Sword, if you know what I mean...

Seriously, I don't own a sheath for this sword and its just laying on my kitchen counter and freaking out the cats.

03/19/2024

This is Zalariacos, and she looks like she needs a good dose of church (of lewd)

02/27/2024

Jessicatalystic is edging my runners till I (cyber)punk

02/15/2024

This is Venomous_Dolly in IG. I think she's dressed this way because she's some manner of pirate.

02/14/2024

02/08/2024

I may have watched Hotel Transylvania last night.

Mavey-wavey is played by Victoria Matosa, which doesn't rhyme.

01/19/2024

I, too, can be ridden like a motorcycle...

Ahhh jeez, the sauce has been misplaced. I know this was at AWA. Any Sauce Bosses able to help?

01/12/2024

This is Japanese gravure model Shinohara Minami. She seems nice. I bet she's nice.

01/10/2024

This is, uhh... makachan_02
As you can see, she's very fancy.

01/03/2024

Whew! After all that New Year debauchery, I'm ready for a little church!

This sister of our lewd is 81silver811 on Twitter