05/20/2023
WHY BUY SNIPPER WHEN OVERTHINKING IS KILLING YOU ALREADY?
The cheapest way to die is to think, think and overthink. These days snipper is getting too expensive... To die easily take 2 dose of overthinking in the morning, 2 dose in the afternoon and 2 in the night... If high blood pressure no kill you, absentmindedness will make you enter middle of road without realizing.
But Evangelist, why will you be talking like this?
For how long will I continue to beg you to look at the bright side of life? Since you have made up your mind that you want to die... I encourage you to overthink.
You probably didn't know that your being alive is the reason why some people are unemployed and their prayers unanswered...
Okay the last time your Pastor prayed in church saying, you will succeed, your business will prosper, you are the next to share your testimony... In your mind, that casket seller wasn't in church abi? Or he too didn't say Amen? He didn't sow seed to the prayer? Okay... No be God born am?
You forget that there is an ambulance driver, mortuary attendant, grave digger, even transporters, tailors, make up artist and chef that will make money from your death??? No, them too no be God children abi?
If you overthink and kill yourself now, we will only cry for 3days, but I can assure you that nobody will cry fasting, we must eat while crying... Praise God someone just got a job to dig grave, that member that runs a mortuary will be blessed and he will pay his tithe... Aunty chef will carry the contract to cook for your burial... Iya Chinedu will sell her tomato she bought from the farmer...... That is money for the farmer... And the chef will cook Agbado, Corn, Cassava, Garri, Ewa eeehhhhhh.... Is it for what?
We will gather in a town hall different from ...... Balablu, Blu blueee... Bulabia.....
Since death de hungry you, think more, keep thinking... In your mind if you overthink and die, life will stop or God's name will change? or Pastor will loose his job?
Infact, pastor will still pray for your casket before them bury you... Just keep thinking.. continue
Courtesy
Evangelist. Osimen Amos O. Dominion
President Outreach
Lead Coach Africa