The church of JK was founded on the dawn of fifth day of the second month of the year 2014 A.D. Though it may possibly be oat first confused with an open deistic policy we can assure all our members it is much beyond that. We have been enlightened that there was in fact a deity that created the original bit of matter that became our universe. Our enlightenment furthered so we could see that it was
in fact multiple deities that were that at the proceeding scientist that have come to call 'the big bang'. but they too missed an important part of the story. At that time the event should really be called 'the big bangs'. As it was in truth all the different deities we've come to consider god[s] that were curious who's ideals for the better and stronger universe could be established. Then again as the competitive side had started the incident it got the better of them and they decided which of the universes could establish and maintain the best specimen[s]. Some may have gotten a particularly gentle creator who personally saw to each and every need the inhabitants of its universe could require. Others received their own who cared not what theirs did after the original manifestation of creation. Still more decided to put theirs through moderate to strict physical-mental-emotional testing and conditioning. Now while there is just some basic types at that time it was seen throughout time some took upon the ideals of others. Plus on occasion some with poor intent interfered with the others universe inflicting their own principles upon them. The beliefs of the Church of JK are seemingly complex though maintain the simplest concept known since the beginning of time.... natural selection.
