Beings of the Immaculate Fermentation

06/30/2021

How to make salad fermented friendly?

Put pretzels in it!

Come beat the heat with this refreshing special today!

Local Beer Poached Shrimp Salad-Aldus Brewing Company Pretzel Wheat Beer poached shrimp, red bell peppers, mayo, Utz pretzel pieces, mixed greens, balsamic vinaigrette

04/22/2021

What can’t yeast do?

Researchers modify microbe to manufacture cannabis compounds including the psychoactive chemical THC.

03/28/2021

Consuming yeast is an essential practice of our institution. It doesn’t matter where, when or with who. This includes standing in line to exercise your constitutional rights...just like freedom to practice our religion. Denying a being from their constitutional right to practice their beliefs by eating and drinking in a line at the polls violates our rights.

We are actively seeking legal council to file suit against the state of Georgia on behalf of our members.

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03/21/2021

Thank you to Catfish Head for providing music for our Sunday service and open house.

03/21/2021

Yeast be with you.

03/06/2021

Thank you to our fellow Being Chili John for creating our new ceremonial crackers using spent grain from Something Wicked Brewing Company.

02/16/2021

Dough is divine. Yeast helps it rise as much as it does us, Beings. Break bread today and ponder on all that is good in life. Each time you bake or enjoy a vessel that yeast is responsible for you are honoring it’s existence.

02/15/2021

02/14/2021

“Beings” are a congregation of life forms who recognize that the yeast fungus is a spiritual entity that provides other life forms sustenance through fermentation. It’s through our microbial messiah’s sacrifice that we find peace, unity and enlightenment.

Our congregation makes no claim to whom or what is responsible for the creation of yeast itself. Each Being is free to determine the origin for themselves and thus arrange their own hierarchy of worship.