02/15/2026
As promised, from our late, and great Marilyn's favorite jokes:
Joke #1:
Three guys, Sam, Paul and Scooter, were working on a wind turbine. Unfortunately, Scooter fell and died instantly. Paul said, “We’ve got to call the officials and we’ve got to tell his wife.” Sam said, “I’ll tell his wife. I’ve always been known for being sensitive.” He left and a couple of hour later came back carrying a case of beer. Paul said, “Where did you get the beer?” Sam said, “When she came to the door, I said “are you Scooter’s widow”?” She said, “I’m not a widow.” I said, “You want to bet a case of beer?”
Joke #2:
A man had been born with no arms. One day he went to a big church, and asked for a job as a bell ringer in a tall tower. The minister asked, “How will you ring the bell?” He said, “I’ll ring it with my head” and preceded to show the minster how that would work. He was hired for the job. A few days later, he missed the bell, fell out of the tower and was killed. Two woman walked up and looked at him. One said, “Who is he?” The other one said, “I don’t know but his face sure rings a bell.”
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