Church Of The Mystic Gray

07/15/2025

We are back in the saddle. THIS SUNDAY HIGH NOON. Pastor Finley Is going to be at the pulpit. He and Pastor Butch have been talking and Pastor Finley likes the Mystic Lights style and wants to offer his words. He has a great knowledge of the Bible and we believe he will deliver a proper sermon following in a similar "Care Free Non-Judgemental" manner that Pastor Butch requires in this house. ( We are guessing he wont be saying F**K as much ) We would say more but Pastor Butch told us to "Just fu***ng introduce him and put a fu***ng pic on the god dam facebook" So we hope to see you this SUNDAY 7/20 NOON
As always thank you and see you soon. No crocs, flip flops, or open toed footwear. Oddly slippers totally acceptable.

03/31/2025

As always lets see what the people want. We are getting ready to fire up 2025. And yes we chalkboard is horrible and the Pastors chicken scratch is worse but this is how we roll.

03/31/2025

The screens are up and ready. PowerPoint is so close we can taste it. Although talking and hitting buttons could be an issue. Pastor Butch cant work miracles. Well maybe a few miracles.

03/31/2025

08/05/2024

Ok now its ready. SUNDAY AUG 18 11AM. 7 Minutes from the chalk board. Only 1 spelling mistake and the wrong date. Pastor Butch is getting better.lol

08/04/2024

Just had to delete a post. Wrong date. Next Sermon is Sunday the 18TH. NOT the 17TH.

08/04/2024

As per usual we like to give some options. Chances are Pastor Butch will do what he wants pending on his blood/alcohol at the time but he does listen. He just wanted to drink alone last time but people actually showed up. Lets make him work again.lol

08/04/2024

We aint here for the Bible thumpers or pearl clutches. They have plenty of options outside of this house. Well they are welcome too but chances are they will not be impressed. lol

06/30/2024

We just wanted to say THANK YOU to all who attended the 7 minuet sermon. You are dam fine people. FYI i think we will keep the 7 minuet format. It worked for abs and closets back in my day. It leaves more time to drink and talk s**t. Pastor Butch