09/03/2026
🤯 JESUS SAID WHAT?!
Cannibals. 🧟 Zombies. 🪨 Stones. 🌊 Lakes. 🐪 Camels. 🪡 Needles. 👀 Eyes. ✋ Hands.
Wait… Jesus actually said these things?!
Over the next 4 weeks, we’re diving into some of Jesus’ most shocking, confusing, and “hold up… WHAT?” statements—and discovering the life-changing truth behind them.
🔥 Week 1: Cannibals & Zombies
🪨 Week 2: Stones & Lakes
🐪 Week 3: Camels & Needles
👀 Week 4: Eyes & Hands
These aren’t just weird sayings. Jesus was challenging people to rethink faith, sin, surrender, money,, and what it really means to follow Him.
Come curious. Leave challenged.
Because sometimes the things Jesus said that make us scratch our heads… are the things we most need to hear.
Jesus Said What?! 👀