Prunism

Prunism We are disciples of Prunes, A B***o. We strive to work hard every day, eat good food, and Praise Prunes with Joyous song. Tenets of Prunism

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Sing Praises to Prunes! His favorite songs include “Spirit in the Sky” and “Little Flower, Big Mountain”
2. Work Hard Every Day
3. Eat lots of food so that you have enough energy to Work Hard Every Day
4. Fear the Hate Orb, and protect your skin appropriately
5. Create and Consume Flapjacks as much as possible, especially during B***o Days
6. Annual Pilgrimage to Fairplay, Colorado to pay respects

to the one and only Shrine of Prunes!
8. Never refer to Prunes or B***os as the “(d)” word
9. Prunes controls the weather, if it is bad you have clearly upset him. Either sing praises to prunes to change the weather or plea to the Hate Orb (counts as blasphemy)
10. Prunes forgives all blasphemizing, as long as you a) sing him a Song OR b) create some flapjacks

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Fairplay, CO

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