Jesus Hates The Pot

Jesus Hates The Pot True Christians do not defile their bodies with Satan's w**d.

Sending your teenage kids off to college at this time of year is concerning for many parents. They will be exposed to un...
08/30/2026

Sending your teenage kids off to college at this time of year is concerning for many parents. They will be exposed to unscrupulous pot dealers pushing them into the arms of Satan. And he has two faces: the violently psychotic demon and the effeminate, mincing homogay who indulges all kinds of butt-related preversions. That’s why you need to indoctrinate your kids in the Bible thoroughly before they start college – forcibly, if necessary – to lovingly ensure they will never be ensnared by Stan and his main weapon: the lure of the pot.

Every time you puff on a spliff-joint, THIS is literally what you’re doing to Our Lord and Savior. And yet, Jesus still ...
08/29/2026

Every time you puff on a spliff-joint, THIS is literally what you’re doing to Our Lord and Savior. And yet, Jesus still loves you – because he is perfect and you are just pot ju**ie trash who’s going to burn in hell. (image courtesy of our resident artist at JHTP Uganda)

They’re not just teaching our kids evolution and LTBG propaganda in public school, they’re now also handing out spliff-j...
08/29/2026

They’re not just teaching our kids evolution and LTBG propaganda in public school, they’re now also handing out spliff-joints and pot needles to them in children’s wards to turn them into w**d ju**ies! Well, we’ve got news for you commies – AMERICA IS NOT GONNA TAKE THIS ANY MORE! We’re taking our country back from you and the pot!!

Thank you once again to our resident artist at JHTP Uganda for this latest, er, arresting image. I think it means accept...
08/28/2026

Thank you once again to our resident artist at JHTP Uganda for this latest, er, arresting image. I think it means accept Jesus and reject the seductions of Satan, that is, the pot and trans/homogay stuff, erm... Ok, just type AMEN or something while I go and have a quiet word with him.

this poor doge is in serious trouble. you can tell just by it's agonised expression that it's begging to be put out of ...
08/27/2026

this poor doge is in serious trouble. you can tell just by it's agonised expression that it's begging to be put out of it's misery.
unfortunately i think the only thing to do now, is just buy a new dog.

Be Pure, Be Vigilant, Behave

Thanks to our missionary work, Jesus Hates the Pot now has branches across the globe. One of these is JHTP Uganda, where...
08/27/2026

Thanks to our missionary work, Jesus Hates the Pot now has branches across the globe. One of these is JHTP Uganda, where we have been nurturing the potential of a very talented artist. He’s created for us this very powerful and poignant image. And although his work could never be as good as that of a white person, we still think it’s great! What do you think?

We woke up this morning, still reeling from the shock of Dolly being taken from us by the pot, to the news of yet anothe...
08/26/2026

We woke up this morning, still reeling from the shock of Dolly being taken from us by the pot, to the news of yet another tragic loss at the hands of w**d drugs. And while the only outward symptoms of Dolly’s hash abuse were ever-growing gargantuan breasts, in Tim’s case they were much more evident and severe – leading not only to losing his life but his very manhood itself. RIP Frank n’ Furter and that scary clown in that Stephen King thing – if only we could do the timewarp back to before you toked on your first spliff-blunt…

With the passing of Dolly Parton at a tragically young age after a pot overdose, the feeling we all have is of helplessn...
08/26/2026

With the passing of Dolly Parton at a tragically young age after a pot overdose, the feeling we all have is of helplessness as yet another of our best and brightest is taken away from us by this diabolical w**d. So, we would like to pay tribute to all those inspirational stars whose lights have been snuffed out in 2026 by the deadly menace of w**d drugs.

It is never good news to learn someone succumbed to their addiction. Last time I spoke to Dolly, she assured me her days...
08/25/2026

It is never good news to learn someone succumbed to their addiction. Last time I spoke to Dolly, she assured me her days of slamming the green stuff were in the past. Sadly, I wish that stayed true. RIP Dolly

AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!!!
08/25/2026

AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!!!

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