Jesus Hates The Pot

Jesus Hates The Pot True Christians do not defile their bodies with Satan's w**d.

Time to face the consequences of your simpleminded choices. Of course this won’t impact many as most stoner junkies can’...
04/21/2026

Time to face the consequences of your simpleminded choices. Of course this won’t impact many as most stoner junkies can’t hold steady meaningful employment anyway.

Our annual collaboration with AAA to bring awareness to the dangerous conditions caused by Big Ma*****na and their stone...
04/20/2026

Our annual collaboration with AAA to bring awareness to the dangerous conditions caused by Big Ma*****na and their stoner followers.

Only six years old and her life long dependency upon the Pot and the State is cast in stone. Such is the fate for the ch...
02/10/2026

Only six years old and her life long dependency upon the Pot and the State is cast in stone. Such is the fate for the children of the Pot.

It’s like I told you, what I said, pot drugs will STEAL YOUR FACE! And now you’re dead!RIP Bobby.
01/12/2026

It’s like I told you, what I said, pot drugs will STEAL YOUR FACE! And now you’re dead!
RIP Bobby.

In conjunction with AAA, here is our annual PSA regarding safe travels during this holiday. To the Pot addicted trolls, ...
12/31/2025

In conjunction with AAA, here is our annual PSA regarding safe travels during this holiday.

To the Pot addicted trolls, now’s the time to make a resolution and commit to casting off the burden of the Pot drugs from your miserable existence and join the civil society by being a productive member rather than a lowly leech upon the system.

HAPPY NEW YEAR WORSHIPPERS!

During the most joyous and sacred week please keep in mind the reason for the season… Merry Christmas to our devoted wor...
12/22/2025

During the most joyous and sacred week please keep in mind the reason for the season… Merry Christmas to our devoted worshippers!

Another joyous season of goodwill to all is upon us where we wish our worshippers the most peaceful of holidays. For you...
12/15/2025

Another joyous season of goodwill to all is upon us where we wish our worshippers the most peaceful of holidays. For you Pot junkies it’ll be just another few weeks of giving handjibbers for spliffjoints. We shall pray for you loosers nonetheless.

Don’t even think about it. The Pot is a one way ticket to Satan’s Lake of Fire.
12/13/2025

Don’t even think about it. The Pot is a one way ticket to Satan’s Lake of Fire.

"Scromiting," just one more delightful side effect of the Pot drugs. Hold on worshippers, incoming Potjunkies scromiting...
12/10/2025

"Scromiting," just one more delightful side effect of the Pot drugs. Hold on worshippers, incoming Potjunkies scromiting all over our educational page because they can’t accept medical and/or scientific facts.

Praises to the President in his efforts towards making America healthy again! Coming soon, deporting Pot drugs sellers!
11/28/2025

Praises to the President in his efforts towards making America healthy again! Coming soon, deporting Pot drugs sellers!

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