The Neo-Materialist Meta-Church of Apocalyptic Mysticism

07/25/2023

Remember:

Following me is the only way to punish your enemies and to achieve wealth and prosperity in this life and the next.

09/25/2021

Work and financial anxiety, marriage strife, and unruly children are the result of the GLOBALIST - CRITICAL RACE THEORY - DEMOCRAT SATANISM MALFEASANCE in control of Planet Earth.

Drink full and descend. You shall know FREEDOM, WEALTH, and BOUNTY in this life and the next.

The end is coming. Join us before it's too late.

09/14/2021

The High Holy One, Rev. Dr. John Milton Bunch, has brought forth the One-True-Church for the Salvation of the Bewildered Herd.

Trouble at work? Unhappy marriage? Children don't respect you? Anxiety? Depression?

We understand. Come inside.

09/12/2021

Join us. Before it's too late.

09/09/2021

Science proves it. You don't know what to do with yourself. You need us, friend. All we ask is your soul.

Research shows there is a ‘sweet spot’ and subjective wellbeing drops off after about five hours

09/09/2021

Hey there, friend. Life got you down? Work and family anxieties often lead to drug and alcohol problems, depression, lost jobs and divorce. Fear not, brother. We can help.

Have you found the courage to abandon hope? You can, and we can lead the way. Don't just give up - give up to us. Join The Neo-Materialist Meta-Church of Apocalyptic Mysticism and ride our starship through the gates of freedom.

Welcome aboard.