Church of the Sky Dummy

Church of the Sky Dummy The Church of the Sky Dummy is a religious organization founded on the belief that everyone was magically created from dust by a dummy in the sky.

This Sky Dummy knows all, but we do not know Him.

Good evening my dummies. Are you answering or ignoring?
12/17/2024

Good evening my dummies. Are you answering or ignoring?

Like and share to answer. Ignore to hang up.

During difficult times we all must rely on Him.
03/22/2020

During difficult times we all must rely on Him.

Like and share to answer. Ignore to hang up.
09/13/2019

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Well said.
09/07/2018

Well said.

07/04/2018
07/26/2011

Genesis 1:5 - The Magical Sky Dummy created the human brain, but did not implant logic and reason into His creation's brain. 1:6 Finally, on the second day, his copy of "Being a Dummy for Dummies" arrived via UPS. 1:7 "Excellent," He proclaimed. 1:8 And on the first page, it read, "Create religion to delude your creation into fearing you." 1:9 And the magical Sky Dummy created religion, as He willed it.

07/26/2011

Genesis 1:1 - And on the first day, the Sky Dummy did nothing, for his copy for "Being a Dummy for Dummies" had not arrived. 1:2 "Let's see, how many dummies I can create." 1:3 And the magical Sky Dummy created sheep, or so He called them, "Humans". 1:4 As the magical sky dummy marveled as His creation, he thought to himself, "How dummylike can I make these humans?"

07/26/2011

Go forth dummies and spread the word of the Sky Dummy. Semper fidelis.

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1209 Creason Road
Corning, AR
72422

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