Twisted Tree Abbey

01/16/2025

Twisted Tree Abbey's 2024 Spirit's Night ritual. Zoetic gate-opening performed by Augurs Rashia and Xaiver, powered by the Sword Dance of Az**el from Augurs ...

01/01/2025

Happy New Year from Twisted Tree Abbey!

Congratulations to our new Augurs of Lucifer!

09/28/2024

Insights and Conversation with Augur Rashia!

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08/31/2024

Happy Performance Night to all of our Augurs, Aspirants, and Real Satanists! We can't wait to celebrate future Performance Nights with you in person!

https://youtu.be/0odTfoIHAuU Performance Night 2024 A Night to Show the World... Leistungnacht, the Performance Night, is a Zoetic holiday that revolves around showcasing the hard work that has been achieved, both physically and spiritually, during the last year. This year's offerings will be chroni...

07/16/2024

The third issue of our weekly newsletter just went out. If you aren't getting a Weekly Word-In from Twisted Tree Abbey, it means we don't have you signed up on the website. Reach out to Augur Martin or visit the Real Satanism website to get added to the list!

07/12/2024

Today we have officially named our initial Board of Directors. Congratulations to Martin, Eric, and Shannon!

07/02/2024

It's Beer & Bagel time is just a couple of days, and we still have time to get Augur Martin running in those ritual robes!

Thank you so much to everyone who has donated, we've already reached $330 in funds raised, with $120 more needed to give Augur Martin heat stroke!

$330 in just a couple of weeks, with 4 dedicated bibs for individual donors, and another 6 virtual runners on the list!

We have a total of 9 donors so far, contributing over half of the goal amount! Thank you everyone for all of the support!

06/24/2024

As Real Satanism means bettering ourselves in all ways, and not just spiritually, Twisted Tree Abbey wants to invite anyone interested to attend the Missouri Beer and Bagel Run in just under 2 weeks!

One thing you may not know about Augur Martin McGreggor is that he has been a lifelong smoker. Since the age of 15, Martin has been a consumer of to***co, but he also does his best to stay active and not allow that habit to limit his physical activity. As such, Martin regularly participates in 5Ks, Half-Marathons, and fun events such as the Missouri Beer and Bagel run. This is an event where you run 4ish miles, and then get to enjoy all-you-can-imbibe beer, bagels, and donuts. Plus you get an awesome shirt! Please consider attending if you are in the area, and join everyone representing Twisted Tree Abbey.

If you cannot attend or your physical mobility limits such activity, we also invite you to make a donation to support the Abbey, and become a virtual runner. You'll receive photos from the event, and a personal thank you from Augur Martin. Any donation amount (and those who have already made donations during the current drive) will have their names automatically added to the roster. A $50 donation will get your own Twisted Tree Abbey bib placed on one of our runners. (We think it would be funny if Martin has to run with a bunch of bibs pinned to him!) And if we raise over $500 with this, Augur Martin will be forced to run the 4 miles in his ritual robes!

Donation link is in the comments below!