Church of Trump and Jesus

02/07/2026

Amen 🙏

11/09/2025

A day in the life of the average leftist! Sad!

1. Wake self up at 5:00 AM sharp(if the CIA hasn’t done so already).
2. Humble portions of chairman crunch cereal.
3. Redistribute the bread crumbs the old man tosses to pigeons in the park(it’s blatant imperialist propaganda).
4. (Redacted)
5. (Redacted)
6. (Redacted)
7. (Redacted)
8. Plant propaganda pieces in The NY Times(it’s fun, easy, and free).
9. Check out petco for family friendly dinner options.
10. Pay homage to the Clinton foundation.

11/03/2025

Womb to tomb, farm to nug, Jesus was a gun toting American!

11/03/2025

Tired of hornier than thou priests and are too scared of being labeled to pretend to be a Trump supporter? Come to Peculiar Christian Church. Honesty is our ONLY policy! 🥸

10/27/2025

In this week's episode of "Technofascism or Sweet Promo Deal?", we begin to question reality!

10/01/2025

Brenda Song was unhinged here. She’s probably on blow.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/17ZicWyNiW/?mibextid=wwXIfr

09/09/2025

I was born at a very young age….

09/09/2025

This song is titled 'The Day Hank Williams Shot Me Down'

09/08/2025

Well I’ll be damned

08/23/2025

America.exe has stopped working

08/23/2025

Meet Church and State, our new bunnies! 🇺🇸 🦅

07/25/2025

Not a good look for our church! We will be breaking off our partnership with Mr. Cheese ASAP!

https://www.facebook.com/share/1B61aAqBUB/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Chuck E. Cheese mascot in Florida arrested mid-party for credit card fr**d