09/15/2026
While the Pastoral Search Committee is hard at work to find our next pastor, it’s important we don’t overlook another position here at St. Peter’s Pikeland.
The résumé of our Assistant Grounds Manager, Daisy, is pawsitively impressive. 🐾📋
Working alongside her owner, Herman (our Cemetery Manager), Daisy’s key qualifications include:
🌱 Quality Assurance: Meticulously inspects every single blade of grass.
📔 Database Management: Expertly shadows Herman while he updates burial records.
🐿️ Security & Vigilance and Shadow Management: Stays strictly by Herman's side to protect him from rogue squirrels.
🐕 Public Relations: Excellent at providing comfort tail-wags to visitors.
Departmental Promotion: Recently promoted to Regional “Branch” Manager (mostly for finding and carrying large sticks)
Compensation: Scratches behind the ears and a good sniff at your shoes 👟
📸 Your turn! Share a photo in the comment section of your favorite four-legged co-worker! 📸