02/15/2015
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- A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible, Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a month to learn the chapter.
Little Rick was excited about the task, but he just couldn't member the Psalm
After much practice, he could barely get past the first line. On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite the Psalm in front of the congregation, Rick was very nervous.
When it was his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and said proudly, "the Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all I need to know."
- A preacher said to a precocious six-year-old boy, "So your mother says your prayers for you each night? That's very commendable. What does she say?" The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"
- Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer," said his mother. "I don't need to," the boy replied. "Of course, you do" his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house," Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house and she's a good cook!"