St Anthony - Finder of Lost Stuff

St Anthony - Finder of Lost Stuff Lost keys? Dignity? Purse? Will to live? Talk to St Anthony. He'll help... probably.

08/01/2023

**PASSPORTS**
Just don't, alright? If you can't be trusted with your passp... look okay it's not in the drawer. You tucked it in between two magazines last October and it went in the recycling.
Well at least you'll get a nice new blue 'un.

08/01/2023

Sorry I've been out of action. I feel like I should blame something other than just being a lazy bum, but no, I was just being a lazy bum.
Anyway, where were we? What's lost now?

10/16/2020

**GLOVES UPDATE**
As the weather turns a bit nippy I am always inundated with a surge in prayers regarding lost gloves.
They're in the pocket of your anorak from last year, or failing that tucked into your woolly hat (the one with the pom-pom on).
Either that or the dog's had 'em so buy new.

10/16/2020

Sally - your gingham facemask with the adjustable ear tabs is in the washing machine with Josh's gym gear. I'd just order a new one if I were you babe.

10/28/2019

Dear Liam from Morecambe.
Thank you for your prayers, but we both know your Mum's Pandora bracelet is not lost.
Get it back off Kelsey and leave it by the DVD player - she's not looked there yet.
Best of luck with Kelsey.
Kind regards,
Tony.

08/28/2019

LOST: Democracy. Approx 2500 years old.
Last seen wandering lost around a Scottish castle, some time this afternoon. If found, return to Westminster.

06/23/2019

If anyone has found any temper, please return it to Westminster.
Mark Field and Boris Johnson have both recently lost theirs, it seems.

06/13/2019

Thursday "prekend" work nights out. 😑
Oh where to start... here we go:

Josh - your phone is in Lee's bag, where he put it, hoping it'd be a good excuse to cop off.

Eileen - your fold-up Cath Kidson brolly is by the sinks in the ladies lavs in Revolution. It's safe.

Pete - your laptop is still in the taxi, but don't bother, you're SO not getting it back.

Natasha - your dignity is down the toilet, along with that leaky condom, your pelvic floor, your figure, and the next 20 years of your life.

06/12/2019

Martin - your bloody Staffy is outside McColl's again, trying to bum Lindsay Gallagher's lad Gary. Take it home and get a lock on your gate, eh? There's a love.

06/12/2019

Has anyone seen Megan's Hunter wellies?
(I am fairly sure she had Aldi middle aisle ones, and she's just trying her luck, but whatever...)

06/11/2019

Can someone pick Dave up from Tescos and stick him in front of their telly till Debs gets back from Zumba? He's lost his keys.....they're in his other jacket, by the way.

06/11/2019

There's been a marked increase in lost brollies today. If you're going to use one, try and keep yer eye on it, yeah?
I'm up to me eyes in soggy prayers up here.

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